Yes. In comic books and fairy tales.

You gotta pay a 1st at least for Novak

Fleury said he's not waiving.

And nothing but a bunch of scraps for Chychrun, Parayko and Buchnevich isn't happening

Shocked that throughout all the silliness that Campbell didn't get snuck in on any of these

Way too much roster turnover would likely lead to poor play on the ice. You're bringing in too many guys and replacing too many at the same time.

Yea blues say no
I mean if you want to dump nurse I’m sure a Leddy for nurse with retention of course can be discussed

Ottawa hasn't gotten anything here to make it worth taking your trash in a Chychrun deal. A 1st, 2nd, and Akey for Chychrun and a 4th is a pretty good deal. But by adding other things into that, Ottawa is taking on a bunch of players they don't need and not getting any real reward for doing so. Ottawa would have way too many players and be over the cap with the retention you want.