I hear rumblings that Karlsson will also be out until playoffs, so Elias Pettersson will be Knight by March 8th (jk, if not obvious)

“I love watching peoples heads explode”

Dark.

Have you ever seen a head explode?

Would not recommend

I have to say this is a bit weird. You're asking the Sharks to retain 25% on Duclair and then having pretty much the same amount of cap space retained on Fleury. With the Sharks you're paying for using the retention slot, not for any amount of cap (retaining 1 cent would likely cost the same as retaining 1.5M). Why not just have the Sharks retain the full 50% so you can save on retention elsewhere?

On The Boys, yes.

Go look up Xfinity Voice Remote and look at the keypad. THe numbers spell something.

I have to ask, why xfinity voice remote instead of just "look at a phone."

My guess as to what you're saying is "suck it" (or puck it).

Sens counter with a 2nd, Korczak, and Brisson

precisely, i just find it funnier if people have to look at a remote
This is just to poke fun at VGK's favorite pasttime

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