Pastafarian88

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Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 26 at 7:23 p.m.

Thread: Swayman - Henrique - DeBrusk

So Anaheim gives up their leading scorer, best trade chip, and uses 5 of their three retention spots, and put payment is a busted LHD prospect and a late first?

Yeah, sure man, we accept, you don't by any chance have a bridge for sale too, do you?

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 24 at 11:17 p.m.

Thread: Duhaime for Lauko

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Pastafarian88</b></div><div>Duhaime is a UFA. Boston adds some size for playoffs.
Lauko has some term and plays a similar role. Young player with upside and affordable. Boston might not be excited about losing his energetic style of play.
Money works and both sides gain and lose at the same time. 🤔</div></div>

Yeah, for me, I would want a resign before trade completion, otherwise, yoy're absolutely correct.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 6 at 12:43 p.m.

Thread: Need to get rid of soderbum

sooo do you not know who trent fredic is? what's the deal here?

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 3 at 10:47 a.m.

Thread: Backlund Hanafin for Lysell Poitras

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Pastafarian88</b></div><div>I didn’t realize Backlund still had a couple years left…. I like Greer and Hanafin. Wait for my next trade it will 🤯…. 😂</div></div>

if you're trading poitras, just stop and don't hit publish. there's no way for that to work for both teams.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJan. 11 at 7:56 p.m.

Thread: Kuz-Schmaltz

AZ passes - no reason to swap pretty equal players/age/position/contract just for kicks and giggles

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJan. 11 at 8:31 p.m.

Thread: Kuz-Schmaltz

Hard no from Arizona.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsDec. 31, 2023 at 12:45 p.m.

Thread: Lindholm gt NYR

this one is not close and doesnt make any sense.the Rangers dont need Lindy.with Zibanajed,Trotcheck and Chtyl if he comes back.The flames will take the 1st but need a top prospect,not a 3rd and 7th dman.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsAug. 1, 2023 at 1:07 p.m.

Thread: Bruins fill 1 Center Edmonton gets solid goalie

Bruins say yes immediately

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJul. 15, 2023 at 1:02 a.m.

Thread: Toews back

Why would the Bruins move for a 40 point centre with zero upside on a bad contract? Bruins pass, if the are moving JDB they will move him for a decent centre not a 31 year old player who is hurt all the time and has never hit 45 points in like 11 seasons.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJun. 25, 2023 at 3:06 p.m.

Thread: New Czech-mate

Detroit says yes

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJun. 25, 2023 at 1:34 p.m.

Thread: New Czech-mate

Might work

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 23, 2023 at 4:36 p.m.

Thread: RW for RD

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Bruinz_16</b></div><div>Batherson is a young up and coming 50+ point player on a nice deal. Tanev is a a good player but I wouldn’t trade a roster player / top 6 like Batherson for him. Picks, prospects or a free agent signing for a dude like that. You could probably get 90% of Tanev for a 2-3 million defenseman.</div></div>

Like I said if Tanev was a few years younger it would be worth a sniff. Ottawa needs someone with a solid defensive game to play with Sanderson, that is the type of player I would trade Batherson for. For 10 seasons Tanev played top 4 minutes as a shutdown guy. His best days are behind him now.
Batherson is a very good player on a very nice contract as you noted, his defensive game needs help though. Great when the puck is on his stick , nose for the net & a good shot but without the puck he seems to stop moving his feet. Lets put this to sleep the trade ain’t happening

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 21, 2023 at 10:59 p.m.

Thread: Try it

Sorry you went through the trouble crafting this together. It is reasonable, missing just a few pieces and/or tweaks for Columbus to be fairly compensated.

But a very vocal minority of BOS fans keep current Bruins property on pedestals and disrespect all players and picks coming from the outside. So I won’t bother with analysis bound to be ignored. Fair opening dialogue though.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 19, 2023 at 8:24 p.m.

Thread: Kane to BOS - VAN eats salary

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>F1rstRound</b></div><div>just messing around but what do u guys think?</div></div>

Well, the obvious is that this is a ridiculous overpay. Take out both firsts and lysell. Then we’re in the right ballpark in terms of value, because kane has sucked this year.
Then lets get to fit - bruins have no need for kane.
Then there’s foligno - certainly don’t want to take him off the roster.

Overall kane is just a really bad idea for boston, and this is about 10x the value that kane holds.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 17, 2023 at 1:21 p.m.

Thread: Klingberg to Boston

Oh no. No no no. I think if you take out both lysell and the first from boston, it’s still a decision. Klingberg has been kinda bad for a while now, and if you look at Boston’s right side, there isn’t really a fit. Obviously he’s not bumping McAvoy or Carlo down. He’s not going to sniff the powerplay, where 25% of his points come from. So now it’s a decision between $1M Connor Clifton who is playing that role really really well on the third pair, or $3.5M defensive liability Klingberg. From a value standpoint, this is obviously just insane. From a fit standpoint, I think you can cross Boston off your list.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 16, 2023 at 1:08 p.m.

Thread: Cant touch this too hot

Barbashev trade is decent, would be a nice 3RW for that return

Chychrun and Crouse would be huge upgrades but paying a kings ransom like that is questionable, although id still probably do it as both of those players are longer term upgrades

Probably dont need barbashev if ur getting crouse and vice versa

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 13, 2023 at 3:49 p.m.

Thread: Bruins D-Train

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>PantsOffnJacket</b></div><div>Because lysell is involved, this has legs...but he is a RW, not exactly the position we need filled but his talent could over shadow that.</div></div>

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Dutchies</b></div><div>Yeah, if CLB isn't going to get a first for Gav, this might jsut be even better for them. But I can't see BOS including Lysell in a deal for a Dman. They'd rather part with the first.</div></div>

Boston wont move Lysell unless its a difference maker, which this is not.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 10, 2023 at 6:18 p.m.

Thread: Toews to BOS

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Dutchies</b></div><div>Cap dump
Cap dump
useless contract
useless injured contract
Ok young player
crappy pick
crappy pick

for

a Stanley cup champion leader at 50% retained on a $10M contract

Yeah, that sounds reasonable...........</div></div>
Derek Forbort is not a cap dump - you gotta be kidding me with that junk.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsFeb. 8, 2023 at 5:15 p.m.

Thread: Ekholm Jeannot v1

This offer is all junk, no trunk. NSH declines.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJan. 26, 2023 at 11:52 a.m.

Thread: Boone b

Gavi is getting a 1st + by himself, so you are pretty much paying Smith (a UFA after this season) and Reilly (who screwed over CBJ already once and is currently buried for you guys) for Boone. That gets turned down so fast. If you want this to work you will have to remove Reilly, you can keep Smith cause you need the cap to work out. But you'll have to add 2 more 1st in value. It would have to look something like this:

From CBJ:
- Gavi (50% retained)
- Boone

From Boston:
- 2023 1st
- Smith
- 2024 1st (I'd say unprotected but you can maybe add lottery protection)
- Frederic

Forum: Simulateur de TransactionsJan. 25, 2023 at 11:30 p.m.

Thread: Je trouve que c une belle echange

Jake debrusk is better than mangiapane.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJan. 24, 2023 at 11:36 p.m.

Thread: Real money move but cap savings for Bs

<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>jcsaplar</b></div><div>Tried to approach this from a real money/salary angle. One reason Smith has been hard to move is that even though his cap hit is $3.1, his salary this year is $4.3. The players, I agree, I don’t care about. But if the Bs could have moved Smith for assets it would have already happened. Hell, no one even claimed him for free when he went on waivers. This might be a way to move him without giving up anything else.</div></div>

Right. I’m saying smith and a 5th for nothing. Bruins aren’t taking on those players.

Forum: Simulateur de TransactionsJan. 18, 2023 at 12:39 p.m.

Thread: Monahan

Nosek has more value to Boston than Monahan. Monahan doesn’t fit anywhere on the roster, and Nosek is the bruins top penalty killing forward.

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsJan. 17, 2023 at 12:44 p.m.

Thread: Could it work

as a canucks fan, Cozens is worth way more than Horvat

Forum: Trade Machine ProposalsDec. 16, 2022 at 7:13 p.m.

Thread: Oilers get a D

I love word games, lemme guess... D stands for delusion?

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