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Bs rebuild attempt and hard cope

Created by: MelonVK
Team: 2022-23 Boston Bruins
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 5, 2022
Published: Jul. 5, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Legend
Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
I made this in an effort to cope with the unecessary headcoach sacking and the inevitable perpetuation of poor FA signings -> buyouts of said signings -> new terrible signings.
I think some not-too-distant additions in Hall and Smith have been excellent, but I don't think there was any plan except grabbing what you could and what names sounded cool. Sweeney is an exceptionally poor GM and we're probably about to see this team implode...

...But maybe there's a way not to:

Let's take advantage of not only Hall being on the team, but Boston being Boston and somehow always ducking a full/long rebuild through luck or other circumstances.

Just give Bergeron whatever he wants for one more year to help onboard the youngsters. Hell - let's even have him rotate on the top 2 lines right wing and just literally instruct the C how to play.

Let's separate trades into ones you think I'm an idiot for creating and ones you think I should receive the chair for. Thanks for keeping it civil!
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$900,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$1,200,000
1$9,000,000
Trades
1.
BOS
  1. Holtz, Alexander
  2. 2022 1st round pick (NJD)
  3. 2023 2nd round pick (NJD)
NJD
  1. Pastrnak, David
Additional Details:
Extension with Pasta in place
2.
BOS
  1. Nemeth, Patrik
  2. 2023 1st round pick (NYR)
Additional Details:
They might not do it, but this is an absolute steal
NYR
  1. Smith, Craig ($1,550,000 retained)
3.
BOS
  1. Kassian, Zack
  2. 2022 1st round pick (EDM)
4.
5.
BOS
  1. Cirelli, Anthony
Additional Details:
Might look weird on the surface, but Marchand is the better player now, comes at a crazy good cap hit while Cirelli will want an increase, and its for a pretty near perfect timing considering the age of Tampa's remaining lineup
TBL
  1. Marchand, Brad ($3,062,500 retained)
Retained Salary Transactions
Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2022
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2023
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2024
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$82,500,000$81,875,834$0$1,000,000$624,166
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$6,000,000$6,000,000
LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
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$4,800,000$4,800,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RW, LW
RFA - 3
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$894,167$894,167
RW
RFA - 4
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$900,000$900,000
RW, C
RFA - 2
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$9,000,000$9,000,000
C
UFA - 1
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$5,250,000$5,250,000
C, RW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 4
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$3,800,000$3,800,000
LW, C, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$1,750,000$1,750,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
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$1,200,000$1,200,000
RW, C
UFA - 3
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$800,000$800,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
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$1,050,000$1,050,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$6,500,000$6,500,000
LD
NTC, NMC
UFA - 8
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$9,500,000$9,500,000
RD
UFA - 8
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$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$150,000$150K)
G
RFA - 1
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$3,687,500$3,687,500
LD
UFA - 2
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$1,000,000$1,000,000
RD
UFA - 1
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
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$1,137,500$1,137,500
LD/RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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$1,350,000$1,350,000
RW, C
UFA - 1
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$2,375,000$2,375,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$2,500,000$2,500,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2

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Jul. 5, 2022 at 5:51 p.m.
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Yikes at that LA trade.
Jul. 5, 2022 at 6:00 p.m.
#2
Royal Blues are back
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The LA trade is something to laugh at

DeBrusk rescinded his trade request, why would EDM want him now??
Jul. 5, 2022 at 6:02 p.m.
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mokumboi
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I don't know how you did it, but you've managed to make a bunch of trades that favor Boston... and still come out with a much worse team. It's amazing.
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Jul. 5, 2022 at 6:14 p.m.
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n.1 Topias Vilen fan
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Devils decline
Jul. 5, 2022 at 6:40 p.m.
#5
Miss YA Killer
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Rooting for Marchand would almost be kin to rooting for SATAN him/herself I'm not convinced satan isn't female lmao
conversely however i also am not convinced god isn't female either
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