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Created by: conorshearyisgoat
Team: 2022-23 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 11, 2022
Published: Jul. 11, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Legend
Left Handed
Original Team
Waivers Exempt
Right Handed
Position
Trade Clause
Max Perf. Bonus
Expiry Status
Term Remaining
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Waivers ExemptMcDavid, Connor
$12,500,000 (Performance Bonus$250,000)
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Description
what the pens should do if Geno leaves. (spoiler: it's not looking good without him)

the Guentzel/Crosby/Rakell line played fantastic in limited minutes last season. Zucker/Trocheck/Rust is not the second line you'd want to see for a Stanley Cup contender, but Zucker's production should be much better (as his shooting % will likely regress back to his career avg) and Trocheck is a pretty good center (albeit no Malkin). since the first two lines are pretty solidified (with the exception of 2C being the unknown), the third line is where the Pens need to target high quality players. sorry Hextall et al., but DOC is not going to be the answer if you're losing Geno. Strome and Milano are the top targets for the third line because they are cheap, solid, and have a lot of potential -- some may say the antithesis to their RW counterpart.

ps in this scenario, kapanen is signed by another team and the Pens get draft pick compensation (or they just trade him idk but pls don't run him on the third line with Carter and McGinn/DOC)

pps (for Hextall only because i assume he reads mock acgms before bed)... notice Trocheck's contract.... the exact same as Malkin's desired contract... would you rather have an average C in Trocheck.... or one of the franchise's best players in Malkin... for the same price???? keep in mind that Trocheck's best season (last year) was worse than Malkin's worst season (last year)
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$800,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
6$5,000,000
3$3,500,000
4$5,900,000
3$2,500,000
Trades
PIT
  1. 2023 3rd round pick (DET)
Additional Details:
at this point we're bullying Detroit into this trade
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
21$82,500,000$78,616,667$0$0$3,883,333
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
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$5,000,000$5,000,000
RW, LW
UFA - 6
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$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
$5,900,000$5,900,000
C, RW
UFA - 7
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$5,125,000$5,125,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 6
$3,500,000$3,500,000
C
UFA - 1
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$3,125,000$3,125,000
RW, C
NMC
UFA - 2
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$750,000$750,000
RW, LW
RFA - 1
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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$2,200,000$2,200,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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$2,750,000$2,750,000
LW, RW
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$4,875,000$4,875,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 4
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$6,100,000$6,100,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 6
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$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 1
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$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
UFA - 5
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$1,800,000$1,800,000
G
UFA - 2
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$800,000$800,000
LD
RFA - 2
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$800,000$800,000
RD
UFA - 2
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$775,000$775,000
LD/RD
UFA - 2

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Jul. 12, 2022 at 12:00 a.m.
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I worry about Pens fans when this trade doesn't happen.
Jul. 12, 2022 at 12:02 a.m.
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It's ok Pens fans. When Pettersson isn't traded to Detroit for a 3rd life will still go on. I promise.

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Jul. 12, 2022 at 12:04 a.m.
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I worry about Pens fans when this trade doesn't happen.


our entire season depends on this trade. i'll hit accept on Yzerman's phone myself
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Jul. 12, 2022 at 12:04 a.m.
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Quoting: conorshearyisgoat
our entire season depends on this trade. i'll hit accept on Yzerman's phone myself


LOL
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Jul. 12, 2022 at 12:14 a.m.
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I play. You?
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It's ok Pens fans. When Pettersson isn't traded to Detroit for a 3rd life will still go on. I promise.



Don't worry. The next team will continue the tradition
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