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Boston Basterds

Created by: tulrich
Team: 2018-19 Boston Bruins
Initial Creation Date: Apr. 30, 2019
Published: May 1, 2019
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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What would a team look like if they had all the biggest a-holes in the league
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2019
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$79,500,000$84,039,477$774,000$5,175,000-$4,539,477
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$4,500,000$4,500,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
UFA - 6
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,250,000$5,250,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
LW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$8,625,000$8,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$425,000$425K)
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$5,850,000$5,850,000
C, LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$3,975,000$3,975,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RW, LW, C
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Islanders
$3,500,000$3,500,000
RW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
$2,350,000$2,350,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$650,000$650,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$1,100,000$1,100,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$5,000,000$5,000,000 (Performance Bonus$1,750,000$2M)
LD
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
$2,345,000$2,345,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$3,857,143$3,857,143
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
$1,500,000$1,500,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$1,000,000$1,000,000 (Performance Bonus$500,000$500K)
LD
NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$2,250,000$2,250,000
LD
UFA - 2

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May 1, 2019 at 12:13 a.m.
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how do you even put Brady Thachuk on this team and not Matthew? Matt's the bigger pain in the ass
May 1, 2019 at 12:20 a.m.
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Lehner isn’t an asshole.

Where the hell is Matthew Tkachuk?

Also Watson’s gf said she was lying, and that he never touched her. Innocent until proven guilty buddy, stop being biased.
May 1, 2019 at 12:38 a.m.
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Biggest omission of all time.... Mike Hoffman’s Girlfriend.
May 1, 2019 at 1:26 a.m.
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Boston's a joke.
I'm just laughing at all the boston fans who say things like "Boston doesn't have to goon it up to win"

Marchand and his sucker punch should be suspended. His little step on the stick routine. Honestly he's an embarrassment, He deserves his ass beat on the ice for his sucker punch and he knows it would have happened which is why he ran away, the little coward. I have a feeling if he dresses for the next game, he's gonna have to answer for that. One way or the other.
Chara and his intentional cross check to the face should be right with him, but I'd rather he play, he's little more than a pylon out there. Total liability at this point.
May 1, 2019 at 6:39 a.m.
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What is the point if this?
May 1, 2019 at 11:39 a.m.
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You didn't take out Debrusk (who nobody has had an issue with except for Toronto so he clearly isn't in this category) and Chara (who is a big guy which is why he has big hit, but one of the nicest guys on the ice according to a number of NHL players)... Also Lehner has depression, which is why he may have a bad attitude, he's not a dick though, Price is more of a dick than him
 
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