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Created by: Meeqs

Team: 2021-22 Colorado Avalanche

Initial Creation Date: Mar. 8, 2022

Published: Mar. 8, 2022

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

All of this is dumb and if you take it seriously, you probably are being just as silly

Trades

COL

Chychrun, Jakob ($2,000,000 retained)

ARI

Behrens, Sean [Reserve List]
Jost, Tyson
Kaut, Martin
Olausson, Oskar
2023 1st round pick (COL)
2024 1st round pick (COL)

COL

STL

Byram, Bowen
Compher, J.T.
Helleson, Drew [Reserve List]
Ranta, Sampo
2024 2nd round pick (COL)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2022
2023
2024

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
22	$81,500,000	$81,133,963	$1,741,463	$932,500	$366,037

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Landeskog, Gabriel $7,000,000$7,000,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 8	MacKinnon, Nathan $6,300,000$6,300,000 C M-NTC UFA - 2	Rantanen, Mikko $9,250,000$9,250,000 RW, C UFA - 4
Burakovsky, André $4,900,000$4,900,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Kadri, Nazem $4,500,000$4,500,000 C M-NTC UFA - 1	Kyrou, Jordan $2,800,000$2,800,000 RW UFA - 2
Newhook, Alex $908,333$908,333 ($850,000$850K) C, LW RFA - 2	Thomas, Robert $2,800,000$2,800,000 C, RW UFA - 2	Nichushkin, Valeri $2,500,000$2,500,000 RW, LW UFA - 1
O'Connor, Logan $725,000$725,000 RW, LW UFA - 1	Maltsev, Mikhail $809,167$809,167 ($82,500$82K) C, LW UFA - 1	Aubé-Kubel, Nicolas $1,075,000$1,075,000 RW UFA - 1
MacDermid, Kurtis $875,000$875,000 LD/RD, LW UFA - 1

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Toews, Devon $4,100,000$4,100,000 LD UFA - 3	Makar, Cale $9,000,000$9,000,000 RD UFA - 6	Kuemper, Darcy $3,500,000$3,500,000 G UFA - 1
Girard, Samuel $5,000,000$5,000,000 LD/RD UFA - 6	Chychrun, Jakob $2,600,000$2,600,000 LD/RD UFA - 4	Francouz, Pavel $2,000,000$2,000,000 G UFA - 1
Murray, Ryan $2,000,000$2,000,000 LD UFA - 1	Johnson, Erik $6,000,000$6,000,000 RD M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2
Johnson, Jack $750,000$750,000 LD UFA - 1

Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:42 p.m.

BluesTheGreats

Bootheblues

Joined: Oct. 2021

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Lol

Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:48 p.m.

xercuses

Xercuses

Joined: Jun. 2021

Posts: 13,506

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Byrem, toews or makar, newhook and 2 firsts for thomas and kyrou

Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:52 p.m.

Meeqs

Thread Starter

Joined: Sep. 2020

Posts: 1,155

Likes: 417

Quoting: xercuses

Byrem, toews or makar, newhook and 2 firsts for thomas and kyrou

I would make fun of you for not reading the description but it might be a bit too on the nose in this case

Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:53 p.m.

xercuses

Xercuses

Joined: Jun. 2021

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Quoting: Meeqs

I would make fun of you for not reading the description but it might be a bit too on the nose in this case

nah i did read it just having fun

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Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:53 p.m.

Garak

Joined: Jun. 2019

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I'm surprised this wasn't deleted yet! My "not serious" posts usually get deleted immediately. Some admin probably has it out for me though. Or they are racist against Cardassians.

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Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:54 p.m.

Meeqs

Thread Starter

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Quoting: xercuses

nah i did read it just having fun

I liked the 'Byrem'

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Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:54 p.m.

Meeqs

Thread Starter

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Quoting: Garak

I'm surprised this wasn't deleted yet! My "not serious" posts usually get deleted immediately. Some admin probably has it out for me though. Or they are racist against Cardassians.

You seem easy to have it out for lol

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Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:55 p.m.

TampaBayLightning22

Banned

Joined: Feb. 2022

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LOL.

Mar. 8, 2022 at 11:56 p.m.

Garak

Joined: Jun. 2019

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Quoting: Meeqs

You seem easy to have it out for lol

Is it my face?

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Mar. 9, 2022 at 12:07 a.m.

#10

Meeqs

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Quoting: Garak

Is it my face?

Is 'face' the right word here?

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Mar. 9, 2022 at 1:07 a.m.

#11

West_Virginia_Take_Me_Home

Joined: Jun. 2020

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IDK, this is about on par with what Arizona actually wants for Chychrun. They think he should get an Eichel package

Mar. 9, 2022 at 12:17 p.m.

#12

Tennisman142

Joined: Jan. 2022

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Realistically blues won't trade those two but if they did the return looks more like Newhook, Byram, and something else

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