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Being An Idiot

Created by: AM34_Legend
Team: 2021-22 Pittsburgh Penguins
Initial Creation Date: May 5, 2022
Published: May 5, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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Before you harsh me this is just for fun and there is no way these would go through
Trades
1.
CBJ
  1. Rakell, Rickard
  2. Zucker, Jason
  3. 2022 1st round pick (PIT)
2.
MTL
  1. Blueger, Teddy
  2. Dumoulin, Brian
  3. 2024 3rd round pick (PIT)
3.
4.
PIT
  1. Roy, Nicolas
  2. 2022 2nd round pick (VGK)
Buyouts
Buried
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2022
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Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
2023
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the TOR
2024
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
Logo of the PIT
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
22$81,500,000$80,452,331$0$850,000$1,047,669
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$7,500,000$7,500,000
C, RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$9,500,000$9,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,250,000$5,250,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$2,750,000$2,750,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$2,636,364$2,636,364
RW, C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$750,000$750,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,100,000$1,100,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$874,125$874,125
RW, LW
RFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,875,000$4,875,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$7,250,000$7,250,000
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,250,000$1,250,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,025,175$4,025,175
LD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
UFA - 6
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$725,000$725,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000
RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$750,000$750,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,250,000$1,250,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$789,167$789,167 (Performance Bonus$132,500$132K)
RW
RFA - 3

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May 5, 2022 at 8:32 p.m.
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yotes own canada
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itll take a lot more than that to get laine
May 5, 2022 at 8:34 p.m.
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That offense would be pretty filthy.
May 5, 2022 at 8:37 p.m.
#3
Lets Get Kraken
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I was going to say the Canes trade was the worst, but then I saw that Jackets trade. Yeah that is bad. Bad is probably an understatement, but the point is there.

As for the Canes trade, there is no need for the Canes to make that trade. Nino is a consistent 20+ goal scorer and he fits perfectly on the Canes third line with Staal and Fast. I can’t see Poulin or Rust filling the role that Nino has. Rust would be more expensive than Nino for their next contract, and personally, I would take the player who is better defensively, cheaper, and also has amazing chemistry with his linemates. I don’t know if Poulin would be the top 6 plug the Canes would be looking for, and POJ, has been decent with Wilkes Barre, but in his small sample size at the NHL, he hasn’t been that good. Plus, him needing a new contract isn’t exactly ideal. I would say Canes pass based on the fit the players provide.

But looking at the other trades, no chance Columbus sells Laine for that low, no chance Pittsburgh buys that high on Anderson, and I think Vegas would keep the cheaper, and arguably better player, at least from this season.
May 5, 2022 at 9:14 p.m.
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Habs4ever
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Canadiens say mange la poutine! Lol
May 5, 2022 at 9:15 p.m.
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Jeff Gorton
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If the Habs have to take 2 contracts back and 1 of them having a decent cap hit, id be expecting a lot more for Anderson. If you remove them, then the value is closer
May 5, 2022 at 11:09 p.m.
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Quoting: dickie_boon
itll take a lot more than that to get laine


This is just for fun. Being an idiot to be funny. Obviously Laine is worth WAYYYYY MORE
May 5, 2022 at 11:09 p.m.
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Quoting: HOCKEYBOY448
That offense would be pretty filthy.


Lol
May 5, 2022 at 11:10 p.m.
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Quoting: evelutions2
I was going to say the Canes trade was the worst, but then I saw that Jackets trade. Yeah that is bad. Bad is probably an understatement, but the point is there.

As for the Canes trade, there is no need for the Canes to make that trade. Nino is a consistent 20+ goal scorer and he fits perfectly on the Canes third line with Staal and Fast. I can’t see Poulin or Rust filling the role that Nino has. Rust would be more expensive than Nino for their next contract, and personally, I would take the player who is better defensively, cheaper, and also has amazing chemistry with his linemates. I don’t know if Poulin would be the top 6 plug the Canes would be looking for, and POJ, has been decent with Wilkes Barre, but in his small sample size at the NHL, he hasn’t been that good. Plus, him needing a new contract isn’t exactly ideal. I would say Canes pass based on the fit the players provide.

But looking at the other trades, no chance Columbus sells Laine for that low, no chance Pittsburgh buys that high on Anderson, and I think Vegas would keep the cheaper, and arguably better player, at least from this season.


This was for fun . I was trying to act like an idiot. All those players are worth way more
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May 5, 2022 at 11:11 p.m.
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Quoting: Habs4ever
Canadiens say mange la poutine! Lol


Holy Sh*t lol. Love that line. This was for fun. Trying to act stupid on purpose
May 5, 2022 at 11:20 p.m.
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Quoting: JeffGorton
If the Habs have to take 2 contracts back and 1 of them having a decent cap hit, id be expecting a lot more for Anderson. If you remove them, then the value is closer


This is just for fun. I was being an idiot to be funny
May 5, 2022 at 11:20 p.m.
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Habs4ever
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Quoting: AM34_Legend
Holy Sh*t lol. Love that line. This was for fun. Trying to act stupid on purpose


It’s my warped sense of humour. I was just having fun!
May 5, 2022 at 11:21 p.m.
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Quoting: Habs4ever
It’s my warped sense of humour. I was just having fun!


Lol
May 6, 2022 at 6:24 a.m.
#13
Lets Get Kraken
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Quoting: AM34_Legend
This was for fun . I was trying to act like an idiot. All those players are worth way more


We all need to act like idiots from time to time. Now worries mate
May 7, 2022 at 5:20 a.m.
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you think thats enough for Laine? tears of joy
 
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