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Commentators Nightmare

Created by: Ottawa_Kev
Team: 2022-23 New Jersey Devils
Initial Creation Date: Nov. 1, 2022
Published: Nov. 1, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
A bunch of ridiculous moves to create a team that would be sure to twist the tongues of all commentators.
Free Agent Signings
RESERVE LISTYEARSCAP HIT
3$825,000
3$825,000
3$825,000
3$825,000
2$825,000
3$825,000
Trades
1.
NJD
  1. Murray, Matt
TOR
  1. Blackwood, Mackenzie
2.
NJD
  1. Murray, Matt
DAL
  1. Vanecek, Vitek
3.
NJD
  1. Huglen, Aaron [Reserve List]
  2. Karlsson, Gustav [Reserve List]
  3. Quinn, Jack
BUF
  1. Hischier, Nico
  2. Stillman, Chase
  3. Zetterlund, Fabian
4.
NJD
  1. Hughes, Quinn
  2. Pettersson, Elias [Reserve List]
  3. Pettersson, Elias
VAN
  1. Bratt, Jesper
  2. Haula, Erik
  3. Holtz, Alexander
  4. Tatar, Tomas
5.
NJD
  1. Aho, Sebastian
  2. Finley, Quinn [Reserve List]
NYI
  1. Boqvist, Jesper
  2. Marino, John
6.
NJD
  1. Clarke, Brandt
  2. Hughes, Jack [Reserve List]
  3. Sparkes, Jack [Reserve List]
LAK
  1. Johnsson, Andreas
  2. Smith, Brendan
  3. Wood, Miles
7.
NJD
  1. Aho, Sebastian
  2. Murray, Blake
  3. Wall, Kevin [Reserve List]
CAR
  1. Graves, Ryan
  2. Hamilton, Dougie
  3. Palat, Ondrej
8.
NJD
  1. McLeod, Ryan
  2. Murray, Ryan
EDM
  1. Bastian, Nathan
  2. Severson, Damon
9.
NJD
  1. Ryan, Derek
EDM
  1. Sharangovich, Yegor
10.
NJD
  1. Clark, Kody
WSH
  1. Mercer, Dawson
Buyouts
Recapture Fees
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$82,500,000$54,168,250$0$1,415,000$28,331,750
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Waivers ExemptHughes, Jack
$825,000$825,000
C
RFA
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Hughes, Jack
$8,000,000$8,000,000
C
UFA - 8
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Waivers ExemptQuinn, Jack
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RW, LW
RFA - 3
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Aho, Sebastian
$8,460,250$8,460,250
C
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Pettersson, Elias
$7,350,000$7,350,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Clark, Kody
$808,333$808,333
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
McLeod, Ryan
$798,000$798,000
C
RFA - 1
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
McLeod, Michael
$975,000$975,000
C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Ryan, Derek
$1,250,000$1,250,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
Waivers ExemptMurray, Blake
$791,667$791,667
C
RFA - 2
Waivers ExemptWall, Kevin
$825,000$825,000
C
RFA
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
Waivers ExemptClarke, Graeme
$850,833$850,833 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
RW, C
RFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Hughes, Quinn
$7,850,000$7,850,000
LD
UFA - 5
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
Waivers ExemptHughes, Luke
$825,000$825,000
LD/RD
RFA - 3
Logo of the Los Angeles Kings
Waivers ExemptClarke, Brandt
$894,167$894,167
RD
RFA - 4
Waivers ExemptSparkes, Jack
$825,000$825,000
RD
RFA
Waivers ExemptPettersson, Elias
$825,000$825,000
LD
RFA
Logo of the New York Islanders
Aho, Sebastian
$825,000$825,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Murray, Matt
$4,687,500$4,687,500
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Murray, Ryan
$750,000$750,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
Bahl, Kevin
$795,000$795,000 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
LD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Dallas Stars
Waivers ExemptMurray, Matt
$750,000$750,000
G
RFA - 1
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Waivers ExemptMukhamadullin, Shakir
$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$400,000$400K)
LD
RFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
Bernier, Jonathan
$4,125,000$4,125,000
G
UFA - 1

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Nov. 1, 2022 at 4:12 p.m.
#1
turtlemountain
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A+. Reminds me of when the Avs had a Bourque-Bourque-Bourke line in the AHL
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Nov. 1, 2022 at 4:13 p.m.
#2
DangleCat
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Announcer just spewing out word soup trying to keep up with who has the puck lol
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Nov. 1, 2022 at 4:14 p.m.
#3
AZWings
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Isn't this just the Canucks lineup? smile

Oh, and what about the Staals?
Nov. 1, 2022 at 4:14 p.m.
#4
MellowK
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I'd prefer an Anderson/Andersen tandem and you can throw in Josh/Mikey Anderson for some solid players.
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Nov. 1, 2022 at 4:18 p.m.
#5
myboykole
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Haha God damn hilarious
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Nov. 1, 2022 at 5:02 p.m.
#6
jonh514
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Love this!
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Nov. 1, 2022 at 5:07 p.m.
#7
Funksoljah
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There's also Riley Hughes (other Jacks brother), and the Sabres have a Brett Murray.
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Nov. 2, 2022 at 11:26 a.m.
#8
Ottawa_Kev
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Ottawa Kev
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Posts: 63
Likes: 3
Thanks, I was sure that I missed some.
 
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