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Im going to annoy you

Created by: JTrades
Team: 2022-23 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Dec. 13, 2022
Published: Dec. 13, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Just for fun I wanted to create a team that everyone would hate to play against. This team will hit you, beat you, and insult your mother!
WHo volunteers to play against my second line? haha

Who did I miss?
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23$82,500,000$101,645,000$0$0-$19,145,000
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Ovechkin, Alex
$9,500,000$9,500,000
LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
Thompson, Tage
$1,400,000$1,400,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Florida Panthers
Tkachuk, Matthew
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
UFA - 8
Logo of the Boston Bruins
Marchand, Brad
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Kadri, Nazem
$7,000,000$7,000,000
C
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Wilson, Tom
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Kane, Evander
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
Dubois, Pierre-Luc
$6,000,000$6,000,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
Tuch, Alex
$4,750,000$4,750,000
RW, LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Hyman, Zach
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
O'Reilly, Ryan
$1,875,000$1,875,000
C
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Perry, Corey
$1,000,000$1,000,000
RW
NTC
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Hedman, Victor
$7,875,000$7,875,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Andersson, Rasmus
$4,550,000$4,550,000
RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
Binnington, Jordan
$6,000,000$6,000,000
G
NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Calgary Flames
Zadorov, Nikita
$3,750,000$3,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Schenn, Luke
$850,000$850,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
Fleury, Marc-André
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
Chiarot, Ben
$4,750,000$4,750,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Florida Panthers
Gudas, Radko
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
Waivers ExemptXhekaj, Arber
$828,333$828,333
LD/RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Bunting, Michael
$950,000$950,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
Paul, Nicholas
$3,150,000$3,150,000
C, LW
NTC
UFA - 7

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Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:03 a.m.
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DefenseFirst
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If you’re looking for a top pair d man that hits like a truck - Charlie mcavoy is the choice.
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Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:05 a.m.
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A better second line would be marchy-kadri-tkachuk. God that would be the most verbally annoying line in league, like tell me which one of these 3 gets the last word? They’d probably kill each other over that before doing any damage to the other team
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:06 a.m.
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JTrades
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Quoting: DefenseFirst
If you’re looking for a top pair d man that hits like a truck - Charlie mcavoy is the choice.


Definitely some love for the way the bruins play because you could put most of their team on here
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Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:07 a.m.
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JTrades
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Quoting: Dekes
A better second line would be marchy-kadri-tkachuk. God that would be the most verbally annoying line in league, like tell me which one of these 3 gets the last word? They’d probably kill each other over that before doing any damage to the other team


Yeah I was going to say, imagine the conversations happening on the bench lol. Do you think they could make it through a practice without a fight?
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Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:07 a.m.
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Quoting: DefenseFirst
If you’re looking for a top pair d man that hits like a truck - Charlie mcavoy is the choice.


Connor Clifton not being on this team is shocking aswell, guy is a Volkswagen Beetle who hits like a semi
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:09 a.m.
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that team would get it's head kicked in defensively and allow like 5 goals a game, but they'd score a decent amount at least
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:09 a.m.
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JTrades
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Quoting: Dekes
Connor Clifton not being on this team is shocking aswell, guy is a Volkswagen Beetle who hits like a semi


I had him on here but took him off when I trimmed down the roster. Who would you switch out?
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:10 a.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
that team would get it's head kicked in defensively and allow like 5 goals a game, but they'd score a decent amount at least


If you can't beat them, beat them lol
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:11 a.m.
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Quoting: JTrades
Yeah I was going to say, imagine the conversations happening on the bench lol. Do you think they could make it through a practice without a fight?


With likely hood of Marchand bringing up 2013 and 2018 playoffs every second sentence with kadri they’d be lucky to be make it out of the dressing room
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Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:15 a.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
that team would get it's head kicked in defensively and allow like 5 goals a game, but they'd score a decent amount at least


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If you can't beat them, beat them lol



Not sure where that idea of them being bad defensively comes from. Binner may be bad during the regular season but playoff B is no joke, They also got some of the stronger defensive forwards in the league and majority of the others are very reliable aswell, also with the amount of head hunters on that defence good luck to any player who tries to cut inside, welcome to the life of lindros if you ask me.

But with the amount of suspension prone players I see on this team they might have to forfeit before years end lol
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:18 a.m.
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Quoting: Dekes
Not sure where that idea of them being bad defensively comes from. Binner may be bad during the regular season but playoff B is no joke, They also got some of the stronger defensive forwards in the league and majority of the others are very reliable aswell, also with the amount of head hunters on that defence good luck to any player who tries to cut inside, welcome to the life of lindros if you ask me.

But with the amount of suspension prone players I see on this team they might have to forfeit before years end lol


I would say they are stronger on offence then on defense. Goaltending would be a struggle in the regular season like you said but the team has capable player
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Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:21 a.m.
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Quoting: JaredOfLondon
that team would get it's head kicked in defensively and allow like 5 goals a game, but they'd score a decent amount at least


Quoting: JTrades
I had him on here but took him off when I trimmed down the roster. Who would you switch out?


Quoting: Dekes
Not sure where that idea of them being bad defensively comes from. Binner may be bad during the regular season but playoff B is no joke, They also got some of the stronger defensive forwards in the league and majority of the others are very reliable aswell, also with the amount of head hunters on that defence good luck to any player who tries to cut inside, welcome to the life of lindros if you ask me.

But with the amount of suspension prone players I see on this team they might have to forfeit before years end lol



Pretty sure the amount of suspension money paid by Marchand, ovi, Wilson, chariot, gudas, Kane, schenn, tkachuk, kadri could pay off the NHL’s debt and leave bettman with a little bit of money to buy himself a half decent toupee aswell to cover up that ten finger forehead of his
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:44 a.m.
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Think I would swap Chiarot for Xhekaj and Romanov could also be there.
Dec. 13, 2022 at 9:56 a.m.
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Quoting: DefenseFirst
If you’re looking for a top pair d man that hits like a truck - Charlie mcavoy is the choice.


Dahlin - McAvoy top pair, especially after Dahlins hit on Nieto, he is leading the sabres this year for hits.
Dec. 13, 2022 at 10:44 a.m.
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Think I would swap Chiarot for Xhekaj and Romanov could also be there.


In my mind Chiarot is more physical than Romanov.
Dec. 13, 2022 at 10:44 a.m.
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Quoting: BuFfaLOFaN
Dahlin - McAvoy top pair, especially after Dahlins hit on Nieto, he is leading the sabres this year for hits.


Would you take out Hedman or bump him down?
Dec. 13, 2022 at 5:59 p.m.
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Connor Clifton not being on this team is shocking aswell, guy is a Volkswagen Beetle who hits like a semi


No it isn’t. There are plenty of third pair d men that are more physical.
 
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