Team: 2022-23 New York Islanders

Initial Creation Date: Mar. 10, 2023

Published: Mar. 10, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

This is The Lonely Island’s song I’m on a Boat modified to elicit the kind of excitement I would imagine Lou Lamoriello would have in the aftermath of making a trade.

Aw yeah, get your Capfriendly ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place get your calculator (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your mother-fluffin’ toes
We running this, let's go

I made a trade (I made a trade) I made a trade (I made a trade)
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm makin’ lots of trades (lots of trades)
I made a trade (I made a trade) I made a trade
Take a good hard look at the mother-father trade (trade, yeah)

I made a trade mother-trucker take a look at me
Straight flippin’ assets such as Anders Lee
Busting out retention to get a larger haul
You can't stop me mother-buffer cuz I’m on the ball

Take a first-round pick (pick) I know my trades are sick (sick)
Shooting off for the dogs like my name is John Wick (Wick)
I got my trade bait, got it to hook, line and sinker
I'll make you feel this trade right in your sphincter

I'm flying high with my cap space gymnastics
I’ll tell ya who’s available as long as you’re askin’
But this ain't a picnic, don’t think I’ll bring a basket
I’ll make a trade to end your career, see it open-casket

I’m makin’ trades and, I’m going fast and
I got an Islanders-themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the trade like my name’s Joe Sakic
If you can’t hack it, then you better start packin’

Get the buck up, this trade is real!

No way I don’t make a trade, mother-pucker (pucker)
No way my trade is outplayed, mother-ducker (ducker)
I’ll send any combo of my boys, mother-chucker (yeah)
This live announcement makes noise, mother-tucker

Engvall, send him to the hills (to the hills)
Send Zach Parise back to where he used to thrill (used to thrill)
Gonna figure out a way to trade for Kirill (for Kirill)
Like Kyle Dubas, “We can and we will”

Yeah, never thought I'd make the trade (let's go)
But that’s the way that we paved (yeah)
Brisebois look at me, oh (wheel ‘n’ deal)

Never thought I'd see the stat
When I hear the fans of ours clap
Believe me when I say, I’d trade back Horvat

I made a trade, I made a trade
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm makin’ lots of trades (whoa)
I made a trade, I made a trade
Take a good hard look at the mother-scruffin' trade (shorty, shorty, yeah)

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