Edited Jul. 14, 2017 at 10:51 a.m.
Late to the party but oh well. Avoiding fandom biases and rivalry reasons:
1. Colorado - I think this is pretty obvious
2. Montreal - I don't speak French
3. NY Islanders - Bad ice, bad arena, and bad third jerseys
4. Chicago - I don't want to be traded for cap space down the road
5. Vancouver - I don't like the direction (whatever it is) they're going
6. Los Angeles - Slow team that is on the downswing
7. Vegas - Bad team that won't be good for a while
8. Toronto - Too many good, young players; not much room for growth
9. Detroit - Similar to Vancouver, but probably much worse
10. Philadelphia - I don't want to get hit by flying bracelets