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If you post it they will come

Created by: MeetYourMakar
Team: 2023-24 Colorado Avalanche
Initial Creation Date: Dec. 22, 2023
Published: Dec. 22, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
just a joke, proceed with caution.
Trades
1.
COL
  1. Jenner, Boone ($1,875,000 retained)
CBJ
  1. Behrens, Sean [Reserve List]
  2. Kamenev, Vladislav [Reserve List]
  3. 2024 1st round pick (COL)
2.
COL
  1. Lindholm, Elias ($2,425,000 retained)
CGY
  1. Johansen, Ryan
  2. Olausson, Oskar
  3. 2025 1st round pick (COL)
3.
COL
  1. Crosby, Sidney ($4,350,000 retained)
PIT
  1. Byram, Bowen
  2. Foudy, Jean-Luc
  3. 2026 1st round pick (COL)
Additional Details:
add w.e amount of 1sts
4.
SJS
  1. 2025 3rd round pick (COL)
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
Logo of the COL
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
2025
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
2026
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
Logo of the COL
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$83,500,000$83,646,250$637,500$0-$146,250

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$6,125,000$6,125,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$4,350,000$4,350,000
C
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$12,600,000$12,600,000
C
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW, RW
NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$2,425,000$2,425,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$9,250,000$9,250,000
RW, C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW
UFA - 6
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$1,875,000$1,875,000
C, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$896,250$896,250
RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$825,000$825,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$4,000,000$4,000,000
C, LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$1,050,000$1,050,000
RW, LW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$3,400,000$3,400,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$5,000,000$5,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$4,500,000$4,500,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$2,000,000$2,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$775,000$775,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
$1,250,000$1,250,000
RD
UFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$987,500$987,500
LD/RD, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$7,000,000$7,000,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$825,000$825,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$775,000$775,000
C, LW
UFA - 1

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Dec. 22, 2023 at 9:08 p.m.
#1
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Joke or not sharks deal is reasonable.
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Dec. 22, 2023 at 9:09 p.m.
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mokumboi
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Welp... at least the Sharks accept. The rest just give that look, like someone put earwax in their cake.
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Dec. 22, 2023 at 9:13 p.m.
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Keep dreaming.
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Dec. 22, 2023 at 9:48 p.m.
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One of these things is not like the others.

Might as well have left off the Benning trade, lol.
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Dec. 22, 2023 at 9:49 p.m.
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Syd Barret
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As fun as it would be to see the two cole harbor boys on the same line I don't think there is any feasible way a trade could happen. Sid means more to the penguins than any penguins player in history other than #66.
And we aren't the Oilers lol so we aren't trading the face of the franchise no matter what
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Dec. 22, 2023 at 9:54 p.m.
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This post rules lol.

I would be pretty upset if Colorado gave up that much for Boone Jenner
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Dec. 22, 2023 at 10:17 p.m.
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People will come Makar. They'll come to CapFriendly for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your Arm Chair GM not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your post as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only one comment or like per person. They'll hit the thumbs up botton without even thinking about it: for it is opinions they have and peace they lack. And they'll type out on their phones and computers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have similar opinions to posters somewhere along the comments, opinions they formed when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the thread and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The outrage will be so thick they'll have to brush it away from their faces. People will come Makar.

The one constant through all the years, Makar, has been outrage. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But outrage has marked the time. This website, this post: it's a part of our past, Makar. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again.

Oh... people will come Malar. People will most definitely come.
Dec. 23, 2023 at 1:05 a.m.
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RecycleShark
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SJ accepts. Great post title!
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Dec. 23, 2023 at 2:22 a.m.
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Quoting: Anus_McLeod
One of these things is not like the others.

Might as well have left off the Benning trade, lol.


Or made the deal Benning and a 1st for a 3rd
Dec. 23, 2023 at 7:31 a.m.
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Quoting: Rob32sjsharks
Or made the deal Benning and a 1st for a 3rd


Fiiine, Sharks can add a 1st and or 3rd to Benning wink
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