Anna Kane Pls File Criminal Charges

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Created by: oilers9783

Team: 2023-24 Edmonton Oilers

Initial Creation Date: Feb. 22, 2024

Published: Feb. 22, 2024

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

Someone lock this guy up I can’t watch anymore

Trades

EDM

Prison

CBJ

Kane, Evander

Buyouts

James Neal: $1,916,667

Buried

Jack Campbell: $3,850,000 ($5,000,000)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2024
2025
2026

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
20	$83,500,000	$77,516,667	$850,000	$4,200,000	$5,983,333

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan $5,125,000$5,125,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 6	McDavid, Connor $12,500,000$12,500,000 C NMC UFA - 3	Hyman, Zach $5,500,000$5,500,000 RW, LW NMC UFA - 5
Foegele, Warren $2,750,000$2,750,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Draisaitl, Leon $8,500,000$8,500,000 C, LW M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2	Brown, Connor $775,000$775,000 ($3,225,000$3M) RW, LW UFA - 1
Janmark, Mattias $1,000,000$1,000,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	McLeod, Ryan $2,100,000$2,100,000 C RFA - 2	Gagner, Sam $775,000$775,000 RW, C UFA - 1
Holloway, Dylan $925,000$925,000 ($650,000$650K) LW, C RFA - 1	Ryan, Derek $900,000$900,000 C, RW UFA - 2	Perry, Corey $775,000$775,000 ($325,000$325K) RW UFA - 1

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Nurse, Darnell $9,250,000$9,250,000 LD NMC UFA - 7	Bouchard, Evan $3,900,000$3,900,000 RD RFA - 2	Skinner, Stuart $2,600,000$2,600,000 G UFA - 3
Ekholm, Mattias $6,000,000$6,000,000 LD/RD UFA - 3	Ceci, Cody $3,250,000$3,250,000 RD UFA - 2	Pickard, Calvin $762,500$762,500 G UFA - 1
Kulak, Brett $2,750,000$2,750,000 LD/RD UFA - 3	Desharnais, Vincent $762,500$762,500 RD UFA - 1

Feb. 22 at 1:24 a.m.

TMLBRIAN

Joined: May 2018

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He is the exact type of player you will want come playoff time. be careful what you wish for.

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Feb. 22 at 1:26 a.m.

oilers9783

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oilers9783

Joined: Aug. 2019

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Quoting: TMLBRIAN

He is the exact type of player you will want come playoff time. be careful what you wish for.

12GP 3G 2A 5PTS -3 46PIM
don’t think I’d miss this ( I own a Kane jersey but he’s horrendous to watch now )

Feb. 22 at 1:28 a.m.

TMLBRIAN

Joined: May 2018

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Quoting: oilers9783

12GP 3G 2A 5PTS -3 46PIM
don’t think I’d miss this ( I own a Kane jersey but he’s horrendous to watch now )

He has 21 goals this year and he is a true power forward. The harder and tougher the playoff series, the more you will want a guy like Kane. And Perry for that matter.

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Feb. 22 at 1:30 a.m.

oilers9783

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oilers9783

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Quoting: TMLBRIAN

He has 21 goals this year and he is a true power forward. The harder and tougher the playoff series, the more you will want a guy like Kane. And Perry for that matter.

I’m just shooting off cuz I’m mad about the game, idek what I’m saying lmao

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Feb. 22 at 1:40 a.m.

TMLBRIAN

Joined: May 2018

Posts: 9,532

Likes: 4,174

Quoting: oilers9783

I’m just shooting off cuz I’m mad about the game, idek what I’m saying lmao

I am just here to talk you off the ledge. It's going to be okay <3

Hahah - much love my friend!

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Feb. 22 at 4:02 a.m.

Celtics21

Joined: May 2023

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Quoting: oilers9783

I’m just shooting off cuz I’m mad about the game, idek what I’m saying lmao

We’ve had a few of those recently, but that was a hell of a game to watch.

Feb. 22 at 6:47 a.m.

squashmaple

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Don’t drag us into this.

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Feb. 22 at 9:48 a.m.

CaseyFlyman

Joined: Sep. 2018

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Quoting: squashmaple

Don’t drag us into this.

We're here because we've got the only NHL arena built on the grounds of a state penitentiary, obviously!

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