I don't even know where to begin, this isn't serious right?

Me at all of these trades ESPECIALLY the Sprong one.

Not enough for Risto and too much for Hornquist.

Ducks deal is whack also.

Risto is horrible defensively

He maybe horrible defensively but he is good offensively and other teams will pay more that what was offered.

That’s fine. Pens would be stupid to trade for him when they already have 2 offensive dmen

Troll AGMs are worse than troll replies.

Agree, and I don't like risto. Also I know there all bad trades but why would Florida do that?

Here we go!

1: Laine offer sheet is matched and if it wasn't it's a terrible idea to give up the next 4 years 1st's especially as adding a 30-40 goal scoring winger doesn't fix the depth issues.
2: the blue line actually got worse, Riikola isn't NHL ready yet and is a downgrade on even JJ.
3: McCann should be on Crosby's wing, Kahun was brought in for Geno's wing
4: CAR says no value is way off, also Hornqvist probably says no and he's got an NTC
5: why would FLA do this trade Guddy had a bit of form at the end of last season but why would they want his cap hit right now they have a number of depth guys to sign and taking Guddy would put them in cap trouble.
6: Gambling on Pageau is brave after his injury last season, this probably the one trade that would be accepted though why PIT would want it is beyond me.
7: LAK have already had the JJ experiment why would they repeat it after it failed so spectacularly last time? Also, I doubt Jarry is enough to dump his contract anywhere. Think it's time Pens fans accept JJ isn't moving GMJR already said he's tried to move it but couldn't get a deal done.
8: BUF would want more for Ristolainen and again he's a massive downgrade on Schultz so why make the move to replace him. Another deal that fails for everyone involved.
9: you're not getting that return for Schultz, also Sprong was moved out as he's a Top 6 skill guy and they wasn't a roster spot for him, why bring him back to scratch him, what did he do to hurt you let the man play for ANA in peace!

1. WPG is going to match that term for that much as they can't afford it. Still have Connor to sign. 4 1st's is a low risk as Laine on Malkin's wing would probably put laine easily into the PPG area. No GM has the stones to do this offersheet either so its mostly just messing around.
2. Not much is worse than JMFJ and Riikola is ready in a sheltered 3d situation. His 17ish games in 2019 were decent and hes 2.5m less than JJ.
3. Kahun I can almost guarantee, gets tried on Sid's wing first.
4. Hornqvist started his career in NSH, which is not to far off of CAR. They need someone to replace Ferland and Hornqvist's numbers are better. Plus their PP was abysmal. Value can be a little off anyway as its just a guess what a team would offer him. Referenced Shaw to MTL.
5. Florida drafted him and he played well there, not to mention that taking back a bonafide 3rd pairing d who only makes 1.3m less.
6. Someone like Pageau would have to be added to center a 3rd line here. He gets blasted with D-Zone starts and handles it well, on a horrible team.
7. JJ can be moved just a matter of price, we can add whatever we get for hornqvist.
8. Schultz has one more year and is going to want more money next season.
9. Sprong is not a top-6 but sure... I just grabbed a prospect from them, because that is what a rental in schultz is going to be moved for (1st and prospect). Doesn't have to be sprong...

And at the end of the day this is just a silly little thing notice the title...