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Created by: Grievous
Team: 2022-23 Edmonton Oilers
Initial Creation Date: Jan. 30, 2023
Published: Jan. 30, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
You can’t teach Tallness and Kenny Holland loves giant D. Add a few giants on the front end and now, you are absolutely cooking with magic beans.

* This was simply for fun, not to be taken remotely seriously whatsoever
Trades
1.
VAN
  1. Ceci, Cody
  2. Foegele, Warren
  3. 2023 2nd round pick (EDM)
  4. 2024 2nd round pick (EDM)
2.
3.
EDM
  1. Stanley, Logan
  2. 2023 5th round pick (WPG)
4.
ARI
  1. Janmark, Mattias
  2. 2024 4th round pick (EDM)
  3. 2025 3rd round pick (EDM)
5.
6.
EDM
  1. Entwistle, Mackenzie
  2. 2023 7th round pick (CHI)
CHI
  1. Hamblin, James
  2. Ryan, Derek
  3. 2023 5th round pick (WPG)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the CHI
2024
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
2025
Logo of the EDM
Logo of the EDM
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
21$82,500,000$78,984,833$896,000$2,200,000$3,515,167
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$3,000,000$3,000,000
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$500,000$500K)
LW, C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$798,000$798,000
C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$750,000$750,000
LW, RW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$1,460,000$1,460,000
LW, C
UFA - 2
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
$450,000$450,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
$800,000$800,000
LW, C
RFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$9,250,000$9,250,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$4,600,000$4,600,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$750,000$750,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$900,000$900,000
LD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$762,500$762,500
RD
UFA - 2
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$4,167,000$4,167,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$2,200,000$2,200,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$750,000$750,000
LD
UFA - 1

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Jan. 30, 2023 at 5:38 p.m.
#1
Stats Are For Losers
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Lmfao. Tell me you don’t know anything about the red wings or its players without telling me.
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Jan. 30, 2023 at 5:46 p.m.
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Pop Pop
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Detroit passes
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Jan. 30, 2023 at 5:47 p.m.
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PlusMinus is stupid
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If this isn't meant to be a troll post, it certainly reads like one
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Jan. 30, 2023 at 5:47 p.m.
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Canucks pass easily
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Jan. 30, 2023 at 6:01 p.m.
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Cooking with magic beans I've never heard that expression.
Jan. 30, 2023 at 6:12 p.m.
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With McKegg and Yamamoto puts you in the Erne and Oesterle range.
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Jan. 30, 2023 at 6:14 p.m.
#7
Red Wing Nut
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Michigan requires breathalizers … u won’t pass it on this one.. 💨
Jan. 30, 2023 at 9:25 p.m.
#8
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Many of the comments here remind me of how quick people like to slam each other, because they leap before they look.

I wasn’t looking for reactions or comments, like I said, this was just for my own amusement, not to trigger someone’s PTSD*

*Post Trade Squirrelly Disorder
Jan. 30, 2023 at 9:26 p.m.
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Quoting: aedoran
Cooking with magic beans I've never heard that expression.


Jack and the beanstalk reference (giants)….
 
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