Apologies to the eyes of Devils fans.

Hischer won't be available, especially not for a futures package. LA would need to shed cap to sign Dubois (and get a goalie + fill the rest of the roster). Hanifin probably doesn't re-sign in WPG (probably on his NT list). FLR isn't going to take on Wheeler's cap hit in exchange for Lomberg when they are tight against the cap (even if they have guys on LTIR for the start of the season).

We have one locker room toxin and it’s PDL. The rest of this makes no sense.

Scheifele and Wheeler could be considered as such as well.

Jersey doesn't do that deal and the rest are bad for the Jets.

That was never true. Laine was a baby and needed to go.

That sure is a lot of toxins to expel.

Laine being a baby and "needing to go" (look how that's turned out) doesn't change the allegations.

There's clearly an issue in that locker room when the Captain gets stripped of his captaincy. Or when their franchise goalie goes from "we're very close to being able to make runs and being a dynasty" to "I want out" in two years. Wheeler (even after being stripped of the C) and Scheifele (who also wants out now) are a large part of the teams leadership group, so they have a big part in what the locker room atmosphere is like. Dubois is just a small problem in comparison.

It’s funny. So many BlueJackets fans thought it was Torts.
Now we’re not so sure. PLD sure seems to be a bigger baby than Laine. If he can’t play where he wants, he brings everybody else down with him.
I’d love to see him finally land in Montreal and then still end up tanking their locker room too.
There are some people in this world that are just miserable wherever they go, and whatever they do.

The entire story came from a journalist in Finland who knows nothing about Winnipeg. He took Laine’s story as gospel and ran with it.

Dubois and Laine are both drama queens.

Brendan Dillon and spare change for Hanifin yep, you're close!