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Parayko sucks

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Team: 2023-24 Toronto Maple Leafs
Initial Creation Date: Feb. 22, 2024
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Feb. 22 at 12:37 p.m.
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Classic TOR AGM

Player Sucks, but we want him anyways, so here’s your crappy offer that you should be thankful we’re even offering such generosity and oh, by the way, you’re retaining 50% of his salary for the next 6.33 years = $20.57mil, so we can put said crappy player as our 1RD because of course they will be great again, but only once they put the Leafs Jersey on

TOR Fans are Delusional
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Feb. 22 at 12:39 p.m.
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Classic TOR AGM

Player Sucks, but we want him anyways, so here’s your crappy offer that you should be thankful we’re even offering such generosity and oh, by the way, you’re retaining 50% of his salary for the next 6.33 years = $20.57mil, so we can put said crappy player as our 1RD because of course they will be great again, but only once they put the Leafs Jersey on

TOR Fans are Delusional


Did they teach you media literacy in school? I'm pretty sure this is just a joke lmfao
Feb. 22 at 12:41 p.m.
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Your "offer" sucks
Feb. 22 at 12:44 p.m.
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Quoting: KingofRnR
Classic TOR AGM

Player Sucks, but we want him anyways, so here’s your crappy offer that you should be thankful we’re even offering such generosity and oh, by the way, you’re retaining 50% of his salary for the next 6.33 years = $20.57mil, so we can put said crappy player as our 1RD because of course they will be great again, but only once they put the Leafs Jersey on

TOR Fans are Delusional


Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Feb. 22 at 12:44 p.m.
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TOR is just dumping cap + Robo. doesn’t make sense
Feb. 22 at 12:45 p.m.
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Quoting: KingofRnR
Classic TOR AGM

Player Sucks, but we want him anyways, so here’s your crappy offer that you should be thankful we’re even offering such generosity and oh, by the way, you’re retaining 50% of his salary for the next 6.33 years = $20.57mil, so we can put said crappy player as our 1RD because of course they will be great again, but only once they put the Leafs Jersey on

TOR Fans are Delusional


not that deep bro relax
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Feb. 22 at 12:47 p.m.
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Did they teach you media literacy in school? I'm pretty sure this is just a joke lmfao


It is definitely hyperbole, but the sentiment remains true. I have seen the same line of thinking many times by Leafs fans who lowball trade for a player, get denied, then claim the other player sucks anyways when they had the player slotted into a significant role.
Feb. 22 at 12:51 p.m.
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It is definitely hyperbole, but the sentiment remains true. I have seen the same line of thinking many times by Leafs fans who lowball trade for a player, get denied, then claim the other player sucks anyways when they had the player slotted into a significant role.


It's been like the same 3 people making Parayko mock trades, the rest of the fans know he's not worth it.

Then incoming blues fans with "ermm my player is not available" on a mock trade site
Feb. 22 at 12:56 p.m.
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Quoting: glaive
It's been like the same 3 people making Parayko mock trades, the rest of the fans know he's not worth it.

Then incoming blues fans with "ermm my player is not available" on a mock trade site


I think this extends past parayko though. There are plenty of examples of Leafs fans making outlandish trades. I saw one person ask Pittsburg to retain about 23 million on Karlsson and Guentzel for basically two first round picks and Robertson.
Feb. 22 at 1:03 p.m.
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I think this extends past parayko though. There are plenty of examples of Leafs fans making outlandish trades. I saw one person ask Pittsburg to retain about 23 million on Karlsson and Guentzel for basically two first round picks and Robertson.


meh, every fanbase has those fans. i just try not to take this site all that serious. some people spend all day on here treating it like its life or death.
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Feb. 22 at 1:04 p.m.
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just wanna let you guys know that the sooner you get out of your phase of getting mad over fake trades and pretending to be smart, the better off you will be.
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Feb. 22 at 1:13 p.m.
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meh, every fanbase has those fans. i just try not to take this site all that serious. some people spend all day on here treating it like its life or death.


True. I don't take the site seriously either, there is just such a dispraportinate amount of Leaf Fanstears of joy

It is fun occaisonly make a realistic trade though.
Feb. 22 at 2:07 p.m.
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You forgot to add Dvorsky and Snuggerud to the Parayko trade. Gotta send them to the leafs cause Parayko sucks lol
Feb. 22 at 2:36 p.m.
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True. I don't take the site seriously either, there is just such a dispraportinate amount of Leaf Fanstears of joy

It is fun occaisonly make a realistic trade though.


There is not a disproportionate number of Leaf fans in this site; it’s pretty representative. I know it rankles fans of other teams but Leafs have the biggest fanbase in the league, no team close other than maybe Habs & they are probably underrepresented here due to language.
It is what it is; with such a large fanbase there is also wide spectrum of opinions; this looks like a ‘half in jest’ proposal but while he doesn’t suck, I’m of the opinion that Parayko is not what Leafs should target - his contract (aav + term) and acquisition cost make him a terrible trade candidate
Feb. 22 at 2:58 p.m.
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Do you feel better now that you've had your tantrum? Would you like some warm milk? tears of joy



Quoting: BDHockey
It is definitely hyperbole, but the sentiment remains true. I have seen the same line of thinking many times by Leafs fans who lowball trade for a player, get denied, then claim the other player sucks anyways when they had the player slotted into a significant role.


It's not a joke AGM. He's just emotional that a Blues fan or 12 rejected his laughable trade idea. Nothing more.
 
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