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The Only Way To Fix This

Created by: FriendlyGhost
Team: 2023-24 Detroit Red Wings
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 12, 2024
Published: Mar. 12, 2024
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Trades
DET
    Columbus trades Cannon to Detroit
    CBJ
    1. Chiarot, Ben
    2. 2024 1st round pick (DET)
    Additional Details:
    Detroit sticks Jeff Petry in Cannon and fires.
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    2024
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    ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
    22$83,500,000$74,183,473$0$4,200,000$9,316,527
    Left WingCentreRight Wing
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    $7,875,000$7,875,000
    LW, RW
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    $8,700,000$8,700,000
    C
    NTC
    UFA - 8
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    $4,750,000$4,750,000
    RW, LW
    M-NTC
    UFA - 1
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    $4,000,000$4,000,000
    LW
    UFA - 2
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    $5,625,000$5,625,000
    C, LW, RW
    M-NTC
    UFA - 4
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    $2,750,000$2,750,000
    RW
    NTC
    UFA - 1
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    $1,460,000$1,460,000
    LW, C
    UFA - 1
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    $5,100,000$5,100,000
    C, RW
    M-NTC
    UFA - 5
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    $2,000,000$2,000,000
    RW, LW
    UFA - 1
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    $825,000$825,000
    C
    RFA - 1
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    $1,125,000$1,125,000
    RW, LW
    UFA - 1
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    $925,000$925,000
    RW, LW
    RFA - 1
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    $925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
    RW, LW
    RFA - 1
    Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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    $894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
    LD
    RFA - 3
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    $4,750,000$4,750,000
    G
    M-NTC
    UFA - 2
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    $4,125,000$4,125,000
    LD/RD
    M-NTC
    UFA - 1
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    $2,343,750$2,343,750
    RD
    M-NTC, NMC
    UFA - 2
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    $1,500,000$1,500,000
    G
    M-NTC
    UFA - 1
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    $3,400,000$3,400,000
    LD
    M-NTC
    UFA - 3
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    $863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
    RD
    RFA - 1
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    $900,000$900,000
    G
    UFA - 2
    Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
    $3,000,000$3,000,000
    LD
    UFA - 2

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    Mar. 12 at 8:47 p.m.
    #1
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    this collapse has been hard to stomach man

    we went from thinking were making the playoffs, to the embarrassment of the NHL in 12 days
    Mar. 12 at 8:47 p.m.
    #2
    not a he )
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    But his dad played for the Tigers! That counts for something
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    Mar. 12 at 8:49 p.m.
    #3
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    Quoting: squashmaple
    But his dad played for the Tigers! That counts for something


    I was just saying on another forum if I hear that one more ****ing time I'm gonna vomit.

    The dude is absolute ass and doesn't belong in the NHL.
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    Mar. 12 at 8:52 p.m.
    #4
    Tank it baby
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    I'm not sure this team could beat my Sharks right now.
    Mar. 12 at 8:59 p.m.
    #5
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    Absolute booty cheeks
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    Mar. 12 at 9:05 p.m.
    #6
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    Quoting: CoachCoach
    Absolute booty cheeks


    Booty cheeks can be nice sometimes. There's nothing nice about this D group outside Seider.
    Mar. 12 at 10:06 p.m.
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    Quoting: FriendlyGhost
    Booty cheeks can be nice sometimes. There's nothing nice about this D group outside Seider.


    There are also a lot of bad booty cheeks. Those cheeks have names and reside in Detroit.

    Just keeping the same mindset (as hard as it may be currently) that I had at the beginning of the season that at least they are in the hunt. However, please oh please let Edvinsson hit the ground running.
    Mar. 12 at 10:10 p.m.
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    Quoting: CoachCoach
    There are also a lot of bad booty cheeks. Those cheeks have names and reside in Detroit.

    Just keeping the same mindset (as hard as it may be currently) that I had at the beginning of the season that at least they are in the hunt. However, please oh please let Edvinsson hit the ground running.


    I'm very concerned about letting Edvinsson play with any RHD we have not named Seider.
    Mar. 12 at 10:14 p.m.
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    Quoting: FriendlyGhost
    I'm very concerned about letting Edvinsson play with any RHD we have not named Seider.


    I think it would have to be Seider and force Walman to carry the second unit with Ghost. Either that or tell Maata just pretend he is with Hronek and tell Edvinsson just keep doing what he has all season.

    Unfortunately that means locker room dart throws determine which 3rd unit gets abused.
    Mar. 12 at 10:23 p.m.
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    But Benny got a goal tonight, he's the goat 🐐
    Mar. 13 at 11:59 a.m.
    #11
    mostly harmless
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    We can let you borrow the cannon temporarily, but not keep it.
     
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