SalarySwishSalarySwish
Avatar

Bobcat205

cautious optimism
Member Since
Mar. 5, 2021
Favourite Team
Columbus Blue Jackets
2nd Favourite Team
Toronto Maple Leafs
Forum Posts
3004
Posts per Day
2.6
Forum: NHLJan. 18, 2023 at 9:03 a.m.
Thread: 2022-23 NHL Season Discussion Thread #8: Vote for Jesper Bratt
<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Bobcat205</b></div><div>Bobcat's Post Game Notes, Game 44

Jackets lose, 2-1 to the Nashville Predators.

I wrote a bunch of notes, and even hit send, but Kevin Lankinen blocked it. Lol.

...Okay, that's not good enough. Let me salvage this.

-I loved our offensive effort tonight, but Kevin Lankinen became Dominik Hasek + Patrick Roy x Georges Vezina in net. He made SO MANY mind-blowing saves.

-I feel like we should send Emil Bemstrom back down to Cleveland. It's like his stick is allergic to the puck. Trey Fix-Wolansky is right there, Lars...

-I think this is the first time we've gotten 40 SOGs off all season. Wish we could have won here, but again, Kevin Vezina happened.

I hope you like the return to the old type of notes. For those of you who weren't here last season, this was how it used to be. It was a lot shorter early in the 2021-22 season.</div></div>

At least you have one thing going for you, Columbus has some pretty decent radio broadcasts. I've listened to a couple of their games recently while driving places and they've been pretty good to listen to.
Forum: NHLJan. 6, 2023 at 8:54 a.m.
Thread: 2022-23 NHL Season Discussion Thread #8: Vote for Jesper Bratt
<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Bobcat205</b></div><div>Bobcat’s Post Game Notes, Game 37

Jackets lose, 6-2 to the Washington Capitals.

-We’re on ESPN proper for tonight! Time to get embarrassed on national television…

-Elvis in goal tonight! Hopefully this is the beginning of a turnaround!

-…Some shots from both sides, but it’s been pretty boring so far. Both teams have been pretty disciplined. No penalties so far.

-Emil Bemstrom makes a steal, and dishes to Johnny, who BURIES his first goal in 10 games behind Darcy Kuemper! Let’s f*cking go!

-Not much else happened before the first period comes to an end. Elvis has looked pretty good so far. Now watch him fall off a cliff now that I’ve said something…

-<strong><em>…YYYYUP</em></strong>. TJ Oshie scores on a snapper that blows by Elvis. I should have kept my damn mouth shut.

-Martin Fehervary and Mathieu Olivier start shoving back and forth, and that gets them both sent to hockey jail for roughing. Only took them 25 minutes to put someone in the box…

-Those two coincidental penalties get killed off, but soon after, Birdman gets sent off for hooking Jack. I have no expectations for this.

-…I expected nothing, and I was still let down. We didn’t even get any shots off. I hate this PP.

-Nicolas Aube-Kubel scores off a soft shot that goes five-hole on Elvis. Perhaps this isn’t the beginning of a turnaround. Watching him struggle like this makes me incredibly sad. It’s like watching a car crash.

-GAVIN BAYREUTHER SCORES ON A ONE-TIMER TO TIE THE GAME! I am SO hyped.

-…Remind me to never get hyped about this team ever again. Two goals in less than two minutes gives the Caps a 2 goal lead in a 4 goal period. I wanna die.

-Gavin Bayreuther has been having a hell of a game tonight. He got a puck in the net, buuuuuutttttt it doesn’t last long. Offsides. UGH.

-Tim Berni trips up Garnet Hathaway, and that leads to TJ Oshie scoring his second on the night with a PPG. 5-2 game now…

-Alex Ovechkin scores from <strong>The Spot(tm)</strong> on the power play for his 29th on the year and 809th all-time. Yay?

-See? I f*cking told you that we’d get embarrassed on national television. Now, where’s my f*cking drink?…</div></div>

I find this comment even better with the knowledge that Ovi and the Caps are going to go around local rinks and have some of them put a sticker under the ice in his "office".

That definitely was a beatdown, but hey, at least we all got to see Martin Fehervary do his best Messi impression on his goal?
Forum: NHLDec. 2, 2022 at 2:16 p.m.
Thread: 2022-23 NHL Season Discussion Thread #6: No More Summer of Dorion
<div class="quote"><div class="quote_t">Quoting: <b>Bobcat205</b></div><div>STOP! <strong><em>STAMMER TIME!</em></strong></div></div>

<div class="tweet"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/CBJ?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#CBJ</a> announce Jakub Voracek is out indefinitely with another concussion and has been advised to take some time off to see if his ongoing symptoms subside. Club does not expect a resolution in the near future. Jake Bean has a torn labrum in his shoulder and is out 4-6 months.</p>— NHL News (@PuckReportNHL) <a href="https://twitter.com/PuckReportNHL/status/1598754685015539712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">December 2, 2022</a></blockquote>

</div>

It continues…