mostly harmless
Joined: Feb. 2016
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There is a whole lot of absurd nonsense in this thing. Can tell you first and foremost that I don't think y'all have the assets to entice the Jackets to take on Rakell, and that expecting Blankenburg to both be allowed to walk and to sign for so little is rather unlikely.
Beyond that... every single team you're asking for a 1st from would block your number. And if you want to give Petterson away for so little, then feel free to contact Columbus about him; just don't bother with Rakell.