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If we had to play against aliens with current NHL players

Created by: nilspoglander
Team: 2020-21 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: May 10, 2021
Published: May 10, 2021
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27$100,000,000$189,039,403$0$4,200,000-$89,039,403
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, LW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
UFA - 6
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$6,300,000$6,300,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Washington Capitals
$9,538,462$9,538,462
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the New York Rangers
$11,642,857$11,642,857
LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$11,640,250$11,640,250
C
UFA - 4
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$10,903,000$10,903,000
RW
UFA - 5
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,125,000$6,125,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,875,000$6,875,000
C
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$6,666,667$6,666,667
RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the New York Islanders
$7,000,000$7,000,000
C, RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$10,000,000$10,000,000
C
UFA - 6
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
$2,625,000$2,625,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$7,875,000$7,875,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$880,833$880,833 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$9,500,000$9,500,000
G
UFA - 8
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$4,900,000$4,900,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vegas Golden Knights
$3,500,000$3,500,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$916,667$916,667 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,750,000$5,750,000
RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$6,166,667$6,166,667
G
UFA - 4
Logo of the San Jose Sharks
$10,000,000$10,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the New York Rangers
$925,000$925,000 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,050,000$1,050,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$9,059,000$9,059,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 8

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May 10, 2021 at 2:04 a.m.
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Going to question Erik Karlsson, Brad Marchand and Thatcher Demko. Everyone else has a fair argument.
May 10, 2021 at 2:47 a.m.
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Quoting: OutCold13
Going to question Erik Karlsson, Brad Marchand and Thatcher Demko. Everyone else has a fair argument.


Marchand will lick then to see if they are poisonous?
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May 10, 2021 at 3:01 a.m.
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Marchand will get everyone ray gunned.
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May 10, 2021 at 4:57 a.m.
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Quoting: OutCold13
Going to question Erik Karlsson, Brad Marchand and Thatcher Demko. Everyone else has a fair argument.


When you're the best LW in the world but not good enough for this arbitrary team
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May 10, 2021 at 5:23 a.m.
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Quoting: pharrow
Marchand will get everyone ray gunned.


Like in Mars Attacks lol yeah totally
May 10, 2021 at 5:24 a.m.
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Quoting: OutCold13
Going to question Erik Karlsson, Brad Marchand and Thatcher Demko. Everyone else has a fair argument.


Fleury has one good season for a crazy good team defensively this season after .905 and .913 and is somehow one of the best goalies alive at 36??
May 10, 2021 at 5:27 a.m.
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Demko Fleury 😵

The G selections here are hit & miss

They're at .909 and .913 past 3 seasons

Saros at .920

Grubauer also a valid candidate
May 10, 2021 at 5:29 a.m.
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Oh no these particular aliens are from Ice Planet 7 where every single living being grows up playing hockey we're doomed 😱

Hopefully they're peaceful unlike us

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May 10, 2021 at 6:56 a.m.
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If this is to decide the fate of humanity or something, I want Adam Pelech on my team as well....the aliens would not understand how to handle him...
May 10, 2021 at 7:40 a.m.
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Quoting: MelonVK
When you're the best LW in the world but not good enough for this arbitrary team


People think just because he's a pest he's not good enough. But he's arguably more valuable to his team than half the guys on that roster.
May 10, 2021 at 9:21 a.m.
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Quoting: Chopper02
People think just because he's a pest he's not good enough. But he's arguably more valuable to his team than half the guys on that roster.


People can't keep 2 thoughts in their head at once: "Is Brad Marchand a really good hockey player?" - "no, he's annoying" like okay you haven't engaged with the subject at all, good job buddy.

Who's a better LW this year, or even on aggregate the last 3 seasons? Panarin would be close, but Marchand is more consistent and for sure has a better season right now. Hall? Also really good, but he's had some struggles too. Marchand has to be the pick, no? I don't even know if Svechnikov plays left wing, but that would be one possible contention I guess.

Marchand is one of a few elite scoring wingers who don't get caved in defensively. It feels like we always talk about how imporant defense is, but then we toss it out because Draisaitl scores another 10 points. Or it doesn't count for Patrick Kane cause he won a few cups. Or it doesn't matter for Ovechkin cause he's a generational goal scorer. Marchand is keeping up with those guys in scoring while also playing solid two-way hockey. Idk. Its weird.
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May 10, 2021 at 9:52 a.m.
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Quoting: MelonVK
People can't keep 2 thoughts in their head at once: "Is Brad Marchand a really good hockey player?" - "no, he's annoying" like okay you haven't engaged with the subject at all, good job buddy.

Who's a better LW this year, or even on aggregate the last 3 seasons? Panarin would be close, but Marchand is more consistent and for sure has a better season right now. Hall? Also really good, but he's had some struggles too. Marchand has to be the pick, no? I don't even know if Svechnikov plays left wing, but that would be one possible contention I guess.

Marchand is one of a few elite scoring wingers who don't get caved in defensively. It feels like we always talk about how imporant defense is, but then we toss it out because Draisaitl scores another 10 points. Or it doesn't count for Patrick Kane cause he won a few cups. Or it doesn't matter for Ovechkin cause he's a generational goal scorer. Marchand is keeping up with those guys in scoring while also playing solid two-way hockey. Idk. Its weird.


It's beyond me. I had posted a forum where I put Marchand in my top 5 in Hart Trophy nominations (he's 2nd to McDavid in my opinion) but people act like I'm putting Wilson in there. I get why people don't like Marchand, but to not even acknowledge that he's a top LW (and top winger in general) is insane. Like you said, he does it all. Only other Bruin is Bergeron in the top 30 in points in the NHL, and he's number 20 while Matchand is 3rd. He's elite whether or not people like it.
May 10, 2021 at 6:16 p.m.
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All valid arguments guys.

For me, Demko was included because if he can possibly bring back the performance against Vegas and the other two starters (Vassy and Hellebuyck) get hurt, he can be a valuable goalie

I included Marchand because despite being a Vancouver fan, he is still undoubtedly a good player. Also, I wanted to keep the chemistry of the perfection line together

Karlsson was a bit of wildcard, it was either him or Brent Burns but I went with Karlsson since his offensive playstyle will suit the star offense this team has
 
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