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Bonkers

Created by: littlejerryseinfeld
Team: 2022-23 Colorado Avalanche
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 1, 2022
Published: Jul. 1, 2022
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Crosby demands a trade after Malkin and Letsng are allowed to sign elsewhere
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
1$750,000
6$4,750,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
1$800,000
5$6,000,000
1$2,000,000
4$5,000,000
1$750,000
1$750,000
Trades
COL
  1. Crosby, Sidney
PIT
  1. Girard, Samuel
  2. Newhook, Alex
  3. Ranta, Sampo
  4. 2023 1st round pick (COL)
Additional Details:
Pretty good return considering Crosby can decide where to go
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2022
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2023
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2024
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$82,500,000$82,182,500$25,000$3,137,500$317,500
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Landeskog, Gabriel
$7,000,000$7,000,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 7
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MacKinnon, Nathan
$6,300,000$6,300,000
C
NMC
UFA - 1
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Rantanen, Mikko
$9,250,000$9,250,000
RW, C
UFA - 3
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Lehkonen, Artturi
$4,750,000$4,750,000
LW, RW
UFA - 5
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Crosby, Sidney
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
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Nichushkin, Valeri
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RW, LW
UFA - 8
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Sedlak, Lukas
$800,000$800,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 1
Stastny, Paul
$2,000,000$2,000,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
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Compher, J.T.
$3,500,000$3,500,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
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Meyers, Ben
$912,500$912,500 (Performance Bonus$212,500$212K)
LW, C
UFA - 1
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Helm, Darren
$800,000$800,000
C, LW, RW
UFA - 1
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O'Connor, Logan
$1,050,000$1,050,000
RW, LW
UFA - 3
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Toews, Devon
$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
UFA - 2
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Makar, Cale
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
UFA - 5
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Kuemper, Darcy
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
UFA - 5
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Byram, Bowen
$894,167$894,167 (Performance Bonus$2,500,000$2M)
LD/RD
RFA - 1
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Johnson, Erik
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 1
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Francouz, Pavel
$2,000,000$2,000,000
G
UFA - 2
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MacDermid, Kurtis
$987,500$987,500
LD/RD, LW
UFA - 2
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Johnson, Jack
$750,000$750,000
LD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
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Murray, Ryan
$750,000$750,000
LD
UFA - 1
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Kaut, Martin
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$425,000$425K)
RW
RFA - 1
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Maltsev, Mikhail
$750,000$750,000
C, LW
UFA - 1

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Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:19 p.m.
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NoWah49
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nope
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Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:21 p.m.
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LOL Come on, man. If you're gonna play along with things that won't happen, at least try and make it look real. That's a joke of a trade for Sid.
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Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:22 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
LOL Come on, man. If you're gonna play along with things that won't happen, at least try and make it look real. That's a joke of a trade for Sid.


"Trade me to Colorado or I retire."

It's my AGM. If you don't like my scenario, just ignore it.
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:24 p.m.
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Lol you can’t be serious there’s actually no way
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:24 p.m.
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Id do that in a heartbeat
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Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:26 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
"Trade me to Colorado or I retire."

It's my AGM. If you don't like my scenario, just ignore it.


Yeah, I'm just choosing not to. It's unrealistic in every way imaginable. If you don't want people disagreeing, don't post on here.
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:26 p.m.
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tears of joy squinty smile tears of joy squinty smile
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:32 p.m.
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Quoting: Pensman69
Lol you can’t be serious there’s actually no way


The name of my AGM is "bonkers"
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:33 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
Yeah, I'm just choosing not to. It's unrealistic in every way imaginable. If you don't want people disagreeing, don't post on here.


I could care less if you disagree. I don't actually think this will happen, the name of the AGM is bonkers.

But if Sid left, I think it would be to play with Mackinnon and the return won't be what you want it to be
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:37 p.m.
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Mack would ecstatic, dude would probably sign for league minimum after that
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:38 p.m.
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Mack would ecstatic, dude would probably sign for league minimum after that


He might eat a carb
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Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:38 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
He might eat a carb

Lmao maybe
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:53 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
I could care less if you disagree. I don't actually think this will happen, the name of the AGM is bonkers.

But if Sid left, I think it would be to play with Mackinnon and the return won't be what you want it to be


The bonkers idea is that Sid gets traded, but if you're gonna make the trade, at least try and make it real.
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:54 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
The bonkers idea is that Sid gets traded, but if you're gonna make the trade, at least try and make it real.


Again, if he picks his team, it's gonna be underwhelming. This is more than they'd probably get
Jul. 1, 2022 at 3:54 p.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
Again, if he picks his team, it's gonna be underwhelming. This is more than they'd probably get


You're as wrong as I've ever seen anyone be on this board.
Jul. 1, 2022 at 4:34 p.m.
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Quoting: Mr_Gardoki
You're as wrong as I've ever seen anyone be on this board.


You must not have been here for the all the crazy Carey Price trades from Montreal fans this spring 🤣
Jul. 1, 2022 at 4:36 p.m.
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Quoting: turtlemountain
You must not have been here for the all the crazy Carey Price trades from Montreal fans this spring 🤣


Hahah nope. Took a bit of a break from this board, but all you had to say were MTL fans LOL
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