Edited Jul. 3, 2022 at 5:43 p.m.
Quoting: Pens3lieve
Hockey fans,
Leave your offers for pettersson in the comments…
I’m sick and tired of seeing him sent to DET for a third…
He’s obviously being shopped but who wants him and what’s his value?
Send Pettersson to anywhere but Detroit. Not because he's bad. But I'm also sick of this trade. Just end it. It's been going on for over a year now. Please. For the love of CFACGM.
A day in the life of a Pens Fan.
Wake up.
Shower.
Eat breakfast.
Go to work.
Go on CFACGM and trade Pettersson to Detroit for a 3rd.
Read "Red Wings accept" from 10 Red Wings fans.
Every 5 minutes it's Pettersson for a 3rd to Detroit.
Rinse. Repeat. Rinse. Repeat.
Yzerman ends up not trading for Pettersson. Instead he acquires another defenseman. Pens fans begin convulsing and not knowing how to function. Screams can be heard from Pittsburgh....
"Pettersson for a 3rd! Pettersson for a 3rd! Pettersson for a 3rrrrrrddddd!"
"How are we supposed to make Pens CFACGM rosters now? Nooooooooo! You SOB's! I refuse to give up! Pettersson for a 3rrrrrrrdddddd! Damn you all to CFACGM Hell!"
https://youtu.be/mDLS12_a-fk