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But wait… Billy G feels a cold breeze in the air. He looks off into the Minnesota wilderness and ponders… he murmurs to himself “parise and Suter haunt me.”
He rushes to the phone, desperately eager to contribute. He calls dubadubadoo and says “zucc and the thrill can take you there.” Without a second to spare, be drafts a trade document.
He sends it over stating Minnesota sends The dynamic duo, and Boldy to the TML in exchange for the three BEST NHL PROSPECTS ever in Joey Anderson, abbr-r2-d2, and Connor burns. He also accepts the unbelievable value contracts of Muzzin and Holl.
Dubas wipes off his glasses which have fogged up… he takes a sigh and calls BG… “I’ll throw in a 7th as well sir…” BG hesitates and says “no need, you are Toronto…. Get it done”
AC/DC starts playing in the air, as the camera pans over the Minnesota country side….