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LaLaLand Fun

Created by: ScooterPicks
Team: 2023-24 New York Islanders
Initial Creation Date: May 4, 2023
Published: May 4, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Before y’all jump on me just know this is a dream La-La Land where trade fairness doesn’t exist and this is just for fun, not meant to think this is actually a possibility
Free Agent Signings
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$4,000,000
3$4,000,000
2$3,200,000
2$1,500,000
Trades
1.
NYI
  1. Ehlers, Nikolaj
  2. 2023 3rd round pick (WPG)
WPG
  1. Durandeau, Arnaud
  2. Salo, Robin
  3. Wahlstrom, Oliver [RFA Rights]
  4. 2023 2nd round pick (NYI)
  5. 2024 1st round pick (NYI)
  6. 2025 3rd round pick (NYI)
2.
NYI
  1. 2023 5th round pick (CHI)
CHI
  1. Bailey, Josh
  2. 2023 4th round pick (NYI)
3.
NYI
  1. 2023 5th round pick (VGK)
  2. 2024 7th round pick (BOS)
ARI
  1. Clutterbuck, Cal
4.
NYI
  1. 2024 7th round pick (ANA)
ANA
  1. Johnston, Ross
5.
NYI
  1. 2023 2nd round pick (PHI)
  2. 2023 5th round pick (BUF)
  3. 2024 2nd round pick (BUF)
BUF
  1. Palmieri, Kyle
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
Logo of the PHI
Logo of the WPG
Logo of the VGK
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the CHI
Logo of the BUF
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
2024
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the BUF
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the BOS
Logo of the ANA
2025
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
Logo of the NYI
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$83,500,000$83,213,333$0$0$286,667

Roster

Left WingCentreRight Wing
Athanasiou, Andreas
$3,200,000$3,200,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Horvat, Bo
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C
NTC
UFA - 8
Logo of the New York Islanders
Barzal, Mathew
$9,150,000$9,150,000
C, RW
UFA - 8
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
Ehlers, Nikolaj
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Nelson, Brock
$6,000,000$6,000,000
C, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Engvall, Pierre
$4,000,000$4,000,000
RW, LW
UFA - 7
Logo of the New York Islanders
Lee, Anders
$7,000,000$7,000,000
LW
NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the New York Islanders
Pageau, Jean-Gabriel
$5,000,000$5,000,000
C
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the New York Islanders
Fasching, Hudson
$775,000$775,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Martin, Matt
$1,500,000$1,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
Cizikas, Casey
$2,500,000$2,500,000
C
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Islanders
Waivers ExemptHolmström, Simon
$863,333$863,333
RW
RFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Orlov, Dmitry
$4,000,000$4,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Pulock, Ryan
$6,150,000$6,150,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 7
Logo of the New York Islanders
Sorokin, Ilya
$4,000,000$4,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the New York Islanders
Pelech, Adam
$5,750,000$5,750,000
LD
NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the New York Islanders
Dobson, Noah
$4,000,000$4,000,000
RD
RFA - 2
Hill, Adin
$1,500,000$1,500,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Romanov, Alexander
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LD
RFA - 2
Logo of the New York Islanders
Aho, Sebastian
$825,000$825,000
LD
UFA - 1

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May 4, 2023 at 6:38 a.m.
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BUFF36
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Buffalo Declines
May 4, 2023 at 6:45 a.m.
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OrganizedConfusion55
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Quoting: BUFF36
Buffalo Declines


They do a hell of a lot more than that
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May 4, 2023 at 7:38 a.m.
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MoSeider53
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If Dimitry Orlov was willing to sign for 3 x $4,000,000 he'd still be with Washington not Boston. He wants closer to 6 x $6,000,000 and still wants to re-sign back with the Caps

It's going to take more than a 4th rounder to unload on Josh Bailey, You're better off just buying him out.

And Kyle Palmieri isn't returning no 2 2nd round picks and a 5th rounder.
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May 4, 2023 at 8:33 a.m.
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Garak
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CHI declines.
May 4, 2023 at 8:52 a.m.
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TheRealKyleDavidson
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Chicago and Arizona are pretty much the only teams in the nhl that have the cap space for major cap dumps. Why would they give you leverage in a Bailey and clutterbuck deal? Cap space is the most valuable asset right now and there’s no chance they’re gonna take in big cap hits without getting significant returns.
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May 4, 2023 at 8:53 a.m.
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Tjm220
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Yeah, La La Land where none of these trades will ever happen, and what the other teams would actually want isn’t even considered.
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May 4, 2023 at 11:37 a.m.
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tm0000
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You're going to trade that package for Ehlers, and then play Athanasiou on the top line instead of him? That's certainly a choice.
May 8, 2023 at 2:22 a.m.
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ScooterPicks
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Quoting: OrganizedConfusion55
They do a hell of a lot more than that

It’s almost like you didn’t read the description :/
May 8, 2023 at 2:23 a.m.
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ScooterPicks
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Quoting: HockeyIsMyPassion61
If Dimitry Orlov was willing to sign for 3 x $4,000,000 he'd still be with Washington not Boston. He wants closer to 6 x $6,000,000 and still wants to re-sign back with the Caps

It's going to take more than a 4th rounder to unload on Josh Bailey, You're better off just buying him out.

And Kyle Palmieri isn't returning no 2 2nd round picks and a 5th rounder.

Read the description neutral
May 8, 2023 at 2:24 a.m.
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ScooterPicks
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Yeah, La La Land where none of these trades will ever happen, and what the other teams would actually want isn’t even considered.

That’s the whole point bucko..
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May 8, 2023 at 7:50 a.m.
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Quoting: ScooterPicks
That’s the whole point bucko..

So the point is to be a troll so we can all ignore your future posts. Thanks for the heads up.
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May 11, 2023 at 2:07 p.m.
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Quoting: ScooterPicks
It’s almost like you didn’t read the description :/


It's almost like there was no point in doing it : /
 
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