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A team of players that will stink next season

Created by: AlTintin1122
Team: 2023-24 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 24, 2023
Published: Jul. 24, 2023
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22$83,500,000$94,312,083$0$325,000-$10,812,083
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$7,875,000$7,875,000
LW, RW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$5,100,000$5,100,000
C, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Anaheim Ducks
$5,250,000$5,250,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Philadelphia Flyers
$7,750,000$7,750,000
C
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
$775,000$775,000 (Performance Bonus$325,000$325K)
RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW
UFA - 6
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$5,625,000$5,625,000
C, LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$4,500,000$4,500,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$2,950,000$2,950,000
LW, RW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$3,125,000$3,125,000
RW, C
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$3,185,000$3,185,000
LW, RW
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$9,250,000$9,250,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$3,400,000$3,400,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$4,750,000$4,750,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Detroit Red Wings
$4,750,000$4,750,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$2,343,750$2,343,750
RD
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$3,400,000$3,400,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Dallas Stars
$3,650,000$3,650,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Chicago Blackhawks
$4,500,000$4,500,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,800,000$1,800,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$3,333,333$3,333,333
RD
UFA - 3

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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:28 p.m.
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Dolzhenkov Is Coming
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Methinks you don't like the Red Wings too much heh.
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:29 p.m.
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Methinks you don't like the Red Wings too much heh.


They’re all overpaid . Yzerman likes to give big contracts to guys who had 1 good season. It’s what he does
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:30 p.m.
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They’re all overpaid . Yzerman likes to give big contracts to guys who had 1 good season. It’s what he does


Overpaid=going to stink?
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:31 p.m.
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Quoting: Juiceman
Overpaid=going to stink?


Absolutely. If you’re a 30pt player and get paid as a 60pt player because u had 1 60pt season, u stink
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:34 p.m.
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Wood? Seriously? You don’t think he will live up to his enormous 2.5mil contract? Lol
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:35 p.m.
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Absolutely. If you’re a 30pt player and get paid as a 60pt player because u had 1 60pt season, u stink


And you included DeBrincat? Multiple 40 goal seasons and is only getting paid under 8 mil after 1 down season. Doesn’t really fit your logic
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:35 p.m.
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Why do you think Bunting will stink? Sure he might not be playing with Matthews/Marner each night, but he should still be able to pot 20-30 goals in Carolina.
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:36 p.m.
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Even Georgiev is a weird take.
His season totals are pretty good and his playoff totals are really good.
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:36 p.m.
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And you included DeBrincat? Multiple 40 goal seasons and is only getting paid under 8 mil after 1 down season. Doesn’t really fit your logic


-31 and on the ice for more goals against than for . Gets all his points on the PP
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:39 p.m.
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I know 3 of them on this list that won't lol
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:42 p.m.
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Sennecke is a gem
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Please make Hoffman captain if the Sh**show, he's the worst of all of em
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:44 p.m.
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Please make Hoffman captain if the Sh**show, he's the worst of all of em


Debrincat and Hoffman are the same player but Debrincat is better at it lmao
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:47 p.m.
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Bunting... really?
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:48 p.m.
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Quoting: seanrushton
Bunting... really?


30pt player next yesr. Fast will be better
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:49 p.m.
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30pt player next yesr. Fast will be better


The dude put around 60 and 50 points in the last two seasons... he'll be good for probably 45-50 at minimum.
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:54 p.m.
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Throw Haula on there. Dude stinks.
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:54 p.m.
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Quoting: AlTintin1122
-31 and on the ice for more goals against than for . Gets all his points on the PP


You brought up what is arguably the most useless stat in all of hockey. +/- means pretty much nothing.
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:54 p.m.
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You brought up what is arguably the most useless stat in all of hockey. +/- means pretty much nothing.


It means something when the players dont pass the eye test. You can tell certain players are -30 by watching them
Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:55 p.m.
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It means something when the players dont pass the eye test


Putting the puck into the net 40 times in more than one season doesn’t pass the eye test? Come on…
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 7:56 p.m.
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Danny B is here
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If you’re assuming Coots isn’t fully healthy sure but if he isn’t fully healthy they wouldn’t play him imo. If he’s fully healthy and just has to knock rust off I don’t expect him to stink but he won’t be the Selke winner he was.
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Jul. 24, 2023 at 11:22 p.m.
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Vegas Repeat
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I think Clifton will do good in buffalo
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Jul. 25, 2023 at 5:26 a.m.
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do not Devil my ass
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Quoting: vikhodush
Throw Haula on there. Dude stinks.

caniacs rattled
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Jul. 25, 2023 at 5:32 a.m.
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do not Devil my ass
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Wood? Seriously? You don’t think he will live up to his enormous 2.5mil contract? Lol

Don't know for sure if you're joking or seriously asking but, as a Devils fan, Wood was by far the weakest regular in the Devils 22-23 lineup.
From December onwards he was a liability more often than not and while I like the dude a lot I don't think the contract the Avs gave him was a very good bet at all.
Jul. 25, 2023 at 7:35 a.m.
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caniacs rattled
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He’s our good luck charm. Excited to make it 4 in a row this season!
Jul. 25, 2023 at 1:36 p.m.
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Don't know for sure if you're joking or seriously asking but, as a Devils fan, Wood was by far the weakest regular in the Devils 22-23 lineup.
From December onwards he was a liability more often than not and while I like the dude a lot I don't think the contract the Avs gave him was a very good bet at all.


2.5mil contract in 2-3 years with cap increases will be chump change. A warm body who can skate earns a min.800k contract. Do you realize how badly you would have to play in order to disappoint on a 2.5mil contract.
 
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