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Top 5 softest teams in the NHL

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Team: 2023-24 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Sep. 1, 2023
Published: Sep. 1, 2023
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Based on grit, physicality, intimidation, and team pests/getting under players skin

1. Sabres
2. Canucks
3. Devils
4. Penguins
5. Oilers
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10$83,500,000$46,185,357$0$0$37,314,643
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Thompson, Tage
$7,142,857$7,142,857
C
UFA - 7
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
Kuzmenko, Andrei
$5,500,000$5,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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Hughes, Jack
$8,000,000$8,000,000
C
UFA - 7
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
Karlsson, Erik
$10,000,000$10,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 6
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Washington Capitals
McIlrath, Dylan
$775,000$775,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Malenstyn, Beck
$762,500$762,500
C, LW
RFA - 1
Logo of the Washington Capitals
McMichael, Connor
$863,333$863,333
LW, C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Mantha, Anthony
$2,850,000$2,850,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Washington Capitals
Wilson, Tom
$5,166,667$5,166,667
RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1

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Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:16 a.m.
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RipNasty
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You have to be Babatunde or whatever. Just obsessed with being tough lol
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Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:19 a.m.
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Quoting: RipNasty
You have to be Babatunde or whatever. Just obsessed with being tough lol


I am. I changed my name when Treliving got hired lol
Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:22 a.m.
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I am. I changed my name when Treliving got hired lol


Still hopelessly obsessed with hits I see
Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:23 a.m.
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Hey Brad. Is that why you signed Ryan Reaves? It's the future calling. He can't play hockey. I also spoke with the past, and he couldn't then either. We don't know what you were thinking.
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Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:25 a.m.
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I love that a Leafs fan made this post when they've been #1 for 4 or 5 years. Let's see how much you love your toughness when Reaves gets caught out there against teams top 2 lines.
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Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:30 a.m.
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Quoting: RobbieS
I love that a Leafs fan made this post when they've been #1 for 4 or 5 years. Let's see how much you love your toughness when Reaves gets caught out there against teams top 2 lines.


You mean when Reaves throws an open ice hit on Thompson?
Sep. 1, 2023 at 8:55 a.m.
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Seems like rasmus dahlin and Dylan cozens are pretty good at getting under leafs players skin.
Sep. 1, 2023 at 9:03 a.m.
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Quoting: littlejerryseinfeld
Seems like rasmus dahlin and Dylan cozens are pretty good at getting under leafs players skin.


Not at all. Dahlin doesn't scare anyone and Dylan Cozens (lmao)
Sep. 1, 2023 at 9:24 a.m.
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Oilers have 100 pt players knocking out leaf players
Sep. 1, 2023 at 9:46 a.m.
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Not at all. Dahlin doesn't scare anyone and Dylan Cozens (lmao)


Ok chief
Sep. 1, 2023 at 9:46 a.m.
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Detroit not being number 1 is crazy
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Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:04 a.m.
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Lol, this from the guy who thinks reaves and benoit are gonna scare teams
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:08 a.m.
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Quoting: Brad_Treliving
You mean when Reaves throws an open ice hit on Thompson?


That's about as likely as me throwing one on Marner.
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:09 a.m.
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Lol, this from the guy who thinks reaves and benoit are gonna scare teams


This isn't a Dubas team anymore. No more Denis Malgins, Alex Kerfoots, Justin Holls, Pierre Engvalls lmao
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:13 a.m.
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This isn't a Dubas team anymore. No more Denis Malgins, Alex Kerfoots, Justin Holls, Pierre Engvalls lmao


I love how this is your canned response because you think it means something. Dude when your new gm brings in non-nhlers because they are tough it is a bad thing.
But then you believe in santa with fighting, so it makes sense i guess.
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:14 a.m.
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I love how this is your canned response because you think it means something. Dude when your new gm brings in non-nhlers because they are tough it is a bad thing.
But then you believe in santa with fighting, so it makes sense i guess.


It's refreshing to have a real GM in the FO. It's the reason why I'm excited for this team, couldn't stand Dubas' team, it was embarrassing lol
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:18 a.m.
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It's refreshing to have a real GM in the FO. It's the reason why I'm excited for this team, couldn't stand Dubas' team, it was embarrassing lol


Yeah, a gm with as many playoff rounds won as dubas but has also missed the playoffs 4 times out of the last 8 years in a weaker division. Someone who believes in the ghost of fighting majors past would get excited about that
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:19 a.m.
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I like monkey lists like this because they make no sense half the teams are in the bottom 10 for hits while the other is in the top 10
Sep. 1, 2023 at 10:53 a.m.
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Leafs get one tough player and think they are all suddenly a tough team. would rather Kane/Nurse there are still productive well being tough.
Sep. 1, 2023 at 11:16 a.m.
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Leafs get one tough player and think they are all suddenly a tough team. would rather Kane/Nurse there are still productive well being tough.


Reaves, Lafferty, McCabe, Bertuzzi, Knies, Domi, Benoit, and Rielly
Sep. 1, 2023 at 11:41 a.m.
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Quoting: Brad_Treliving
Reaves, Lafferty, McCabe, Bertuzzi, Knies, Domi, Benoit, and Rielly

Knies Benoit and Rielly are tough guy now? Rielly was really tough when nuge beat up Holl last year
Sep. 1, 2023 at 11:44 a.m.
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Knies Benoit and Rielly are tough guy now? Rielly was really tough when nuge beat up Holl last year


Benoit is like Xhekaj, throws massive hits and can beat people up too. Rielly has that dirtiness to him, throws big hits from time to time and will stick up for his teammates when needed. Knies threw monstrous hits for Minnesota

Lmao Holl is soft. Even Domi beat him up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqjdoVbfi78
Sep. 1, 2023 at 3:29 p.m.
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Benoit is like Xhekaj, throws massive hits and can beat people up too. Rielly has that dirtiness to him, throws big hits from time to time and will stick up for his teammates when needed. Knies threw monstrous hits for Minnesota

Lmao Holl is soft. Even Domi beat him up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqjdoVbfi78


Xhekaj is an nhl quality defender, benoit is not.
Wait, is domi tough or not? Cause if hes tough then why is holl soft for getting in a fight with him?
Make up your mind
Sep. 1, 2023 at 3:50 p.m.
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Benoit is like Xhekaj, throws massive hits and can beat people up too. Rielly has that dirtiness to him, throws big hits from time to time and will stick up for his teammates when needed. Knies threw monstrous hits for Minnesota

Lmao Holl is soft. Even Domi beat him up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqjdoVbfi78


Lol, i just checked and holl had double the hits and double the fights rielly did last season but holl is soft and rielly isn't. Dude you're very very bad at this
 
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