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Constructing the worst possible defensive team under the cap

Created by: Anus_McLeod
Team: 2023-24 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Nov. 21, 2023
Published: Nov. 21, 2023
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Sorry, bad joke.
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$83,500,000$74,907,500$0$3,225,000$8,592,500
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Draisaitl, Leon
$8,500,000$8,500,000
C, LW
M-NTC, NMC
UFA - 2
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McDavid, Connor
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
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Brown, Connor
$775,000$775,000 (Performance Bonus$3,225,000$3M)
RW, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Kane, Evander
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan
$5,125,000$5,125,000
LW, C
NMC
UFA - 6
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Hyman, Zach
$5,500,000$5,500,000
RW, LW
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Foegele, Warren
$2,750,000$2,750,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
McLeod, Ryan
$2,100,000$2,100,000
C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Ryan, Derek
$900,000$900,000
C, RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Erne, Adam
$775,000$775,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Waivers ExemptHamblin, James
$807,500$807,500
RW, C
RFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Gagner, Sam
$775,000$775,000
RW, C
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Nurse, Darnell
$9,250,000$9,250,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Ceci, Cody
$3,250,000$3,250,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Skinner, Stuart
$2,600,000$2,600,000
G
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Ekholm, Mattias
$6,000,000$6,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Bouchard, Evan
$3,900,000$3,900,000
RD
RFA - 2
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Pickard, Calvin
$762,500$762,500
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Kulak, Brett
$2,750,000$2,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
Desharnais, Vincent
$762,500$762,500
RD
UFA - 1

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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:38 a.m.
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PuckLuck_77
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Lol I don't know what I was expecting before I clicked, but you've gotten a chuckle out of me.
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:39 a.m.
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Fox_Czar_Cup
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You forgot the missing link, the dead cap G.
You could have gone with TOR also
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:40 a.m.
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Anus_McLeod
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Quoting: PuckLuck_77
Lol I don't know what I was expecting before I clicked, but you've gotten a chuckle out of me.


I needed a laugh after my Avs blew it last night.
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:43 a.m.
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Ledge_And_Dairy
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High quality **** post but remember San Jose is still playing in the NHL this year
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:43 a.m.
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Kinger25
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Lol
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:44 a.m.
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Fail4Nail
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This is gold. Bravo. Best post I've seen tbh.
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 10:54 a.m.
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Calwin_Mars
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Good one, you got me.
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 11:24 a.m.
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Leafsfan98
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Quoting: Fox_Czar_Cup
You forgot the missing link, the dead cap G.
You could have gone with TOR also


Toronto is much better at defence than EDM...
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 11:24 a.m.
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Leafsfan98
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lol
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 11:38 a.m.
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seanrushton
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A+ troll job my friend
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 11:52 a.m.
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msekkes
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Well done lol
Nov. 21, 2023 at 12:09 p.m.
#12
Bob_Dole
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Brilliant Sir, thank you for the chuckle
Nov. 21, 2023 at 12:29 p.m.
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SadSensFan14
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LOL accurate tears of joy
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 1:50 p.m.
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Leafsfan98
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I will say you forgot about Campbell
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 2:17 p.m.
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Anus_McLeod
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Quoting: Leafsfan98
I will say you forgot about Campbell


I didn't forget. I just added the guys currently on the NHL roster. Figured it would weird to include Campbell since he appears to be gone for good. Also, I kinda feel bad for the guy. Not too bad cuz he gets to play hockey for a living and is rich AF, but he's been broken and it can't feel good.
Nov. 21, 2023 at 2:40 p.m.
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mokumboi
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Heh. Good one.
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Nov. 21, 2023 at 6:33 p.m.
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Leafsfan98
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Quoting: Anus_McLeod
I didn't forget. I just added the guys currently on the NHL roster. Figured it would weird to include Campbell since he appears to be gone for good. Also, I kinda feel bad for the guy. Not too bad cuz he gets to play hockey for a living and is rich AF, but he's been broken and it can't feel good.


Fair, I also feel bad... But you have cap space and Campbell's been worse than Pickard
 
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