Without even getting into the trades which is something else completely......

Ned will not be resigned and he's not signing for that.
Tatar and Monahan are spent and not worth signing.
Hakanpää, isn't signing that.
POJ has done nothing to be worth more than league minimum and sure as hell isn't a 1LD. Hell he's the most sheltered penguin defender only getting like 11 minutes of ice a night.

PS that EK trade is awful for the penguins and there is no way in hell they are doing that. Hall is bust. His knees are shot.

“Maybe” from the Sabres

Graves is the type player we could use on the backend
EXCEPT he’s a lefty
And that’s our strength on defense
Dahlin, Power, Samuelsson, & R.Johnson are all lefties who will be with us for the foreseeable future

On the right side, we only have Jokiharju & Clifton


So u can see why we wouldn’t wanna trade one of our RH guys for a lefty

But it’s a maybe bc of the style player Graves is

Yes the panthers will give you two of their better lower line players for scraps. Take out loustarinen and they still decline.

No from buffalo

Rather keep Joker

Every team not named Pittsburgh declines those trades. That Hawks trade is an absolute joke. And the AZ trade is almost as bad.

Spot on!

Every trade is bad for the other team

In what world does CHI buy EK, let alone for this much? This has to be a joke.

Sabres aren't going to take a bad contract off your hands, especially trading from a position of need for an overly redundant player. Pittsburgh obviously has to add

and for todays comedic portion this post