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Summer of Steve but he likes big sweaty men

Created by: Celtic
Team: 2024-25 Ottawa Senators
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 26, 2024
Published: Mar. 26, 2024
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Who says no?
Free Agent Signings
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
3$4,000,000
2$950,000
8$7,500,000
1$900,000
1$900,000
UFAYEARSCAP HIT
1$6,000,000
1$1,500,000
1$800,000
Trades
1.
OTT
  1. Byfield, Quinton [RFA Rights]
  2. 2024 1st round pick (LAK)
LAK
  1. Stützle, Tim
Additional Details:
Sorry should have been done earlier. Tim too small and soft
2.
OTT
  1. Oleksiak, Jamie
  2. 2024 1st round pick (SEA)
  3. 2024 2nd round pick (NYR)
  4. 2025 1st round pick (SEA)
3.
OTT
  1. Dach, Kirby
  2. Xhekaj, Arber [RFA Rights]
  3. 2025 1st round pick (CGY)
4.
OTT
  1. Parayko, Colton
  2. 2024 2nd round pick (TOR)
  3. 2026 2nd round pick (STL)
5.
6.
ARI
  1. Korpisalo, Joonas
  2. 2024 1st round pick (LAK)
  3. 2024 1st round pick (BOS)
  4. 2024 2nd round pick (TOR)
7.
BUF
  1. Greig, Ridly
  2. Järventie, Roby
  3. Sanderson, Jake
  4. 2024 1st round pick (SEA)
  5. 2024 2nd round pick (NYR)
Buyouts
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
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Logo of the TBL
Logo of the OTT
2025
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the SEA
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the FLA
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
2026
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the STL
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
Logo of the OTT
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$87,500,000$85,504,405$850,000$682,500$1,995,595
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$8,205,714$8,205,714
LW
UFA - 4
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$7,142,857$7,142,857
C
M-NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$4,975,000$4,975,000
RW, LW
UFA - 3
$7,500,000$7,500,000
LW, C
RFA
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$4,000,000$4,000,000
C
RFA
Logo of the Arizona Coyotes
$2,100,000$2,100,000
C, RW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Montreal Canadiens
$3,362,500$3,362,500
C, RW
RFA - 2
$1,500,000$1,500,000
RW
UFA
$800,000$800,000
LW, RW
UFA
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$835,000$835,000
C, RW
RFA - 1
$900,000$900,000
RW, C
RFA
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Buffalo Sabres
$8,350,000$8,350,000
LD/RD
UFA - 7
Logo of the St. Louis Blues
$6,500,000$6,500,000
RD
NTC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$6,000,000$6,000,000
G
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Seattle Kraken
$4,600,000$4,600,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
UFA
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$950,000$950,000
G
RFA
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$916,667$916,667 (Performance Bonus$600,000$600K)
LD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$4,600,000$4,600,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
$900,000$900,000
LD/RD
RFA
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$825,000$825,000 (Performance Bonus$82,500$82K)
C
RFA - 2
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$950,000$950,000
C
RFA - 2

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Mar. 26 at 12:53 p.m.
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Gonna be a nah from the Blues.

Not trying to trade Parayko.
Don't think Chyrcrun is the D we need.
Even if we did want Chych still, it doesn't make sense to grab him if Parayko is going the other way.
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Mar. 26 at 12:55 p.m.
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Call this team the Byward Bullies fr
Mar. 26 at 12:56 p.m.
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Quoting: Celtic
Call this team the Byward Bullies fr


Maybe even Bytown Bullies
Mar. 26 at 12:59 p.m.
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Did we travel back in time to 2010 when Giroux was young ?
Mar. 26 at 1:00 p.m.
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Quoting: PeterStone
Did we travel back in time to 2010 when Giroux was young ?


Yes, Ottawa builds a Time Machine in the Zamboni room, using spare parts. This gives Giroux the ability to reverse his age back to 26. Thanks for asking.
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Mar. 26 at 1:01 p.m.
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Habs pass, unless you are throwing in Tkachuk for free
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Mar. 26 at 1:02 p.m.
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Quoting: Celtic
Yes, Ottawa builds a Time Machine in the Zamboni room, using spare parts. This gives Giroux the ability to reverse his age back to 26. Thanks for asking.


that explains it ... if Staios travels back far enough , maybe he can sign himself too ?
Mar. 26 at 1:03 p.m.
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Quoting: PeterStone
that explains it ... if Staios travels back far enough , maybe he can sign himself too ?


This is true, opens up a lot of possibilities, but this was only really a secret project only the habs were in on, if we keep reverse aging people, it’ll get out sooner rather then later and we’ll lose another 1st round pick.
Mar. 26 at 1:03 p.m.
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Quoting: Campabee
Habs pass, unless you are throwing in Tkachuk for free


I can give you a katchouk, basically same thing
Mar. 26 at 1:31 p.m.
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Calgary declines hard. Trades have to work for both teams. You don't get what you want without sending the other team something they want in return.
Mar. 26 at 1:41 p.m.
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Wouldn’t even trade arber 1 v 1 for giroux, let alone dach +
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Mar. 26 at 1:42 p.m.
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Quoting: BigBadBurke
Wouldn’t even trade arber 1 v 1 for giroux, let alone dach +


Id do Xhekaj for Giroux for the sole purpose of flipping giroux later
Mar. 26 at 1:44 p.m.
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Quoting: BigBadBurke
Wouldn’t even trade arber 1 v 1 for giroux, let alone dach +


I would
Mar. 26 at 1:45 p.m.
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Quoting: Campabee
Habs pass, unless you are throwing in Tkachuk for free


Beat me to it hahahaha
Literally the first words that popped into my head i sh** you not
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Mar. 26 at 1:48 p.m.
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Quoting: JeffGorton
Id do Xhekaj for Giroux for the sole purpose of flipping giroux later

Quoting: Celtic
I would


Wouldnt trade Xhekaj in this Conference
No one wants to face him more then 2 games a year in MTL
I'd trade a lot of D to OTT but not one that can literally overpower us with no one to stop him
Not to a rival we face the most in a season

Just saying MTL isnt suicidal as we're both set to compete at the same time
They have Tkachuk and adding Xhekaj makes MTL the Lame Duck in this deal
Mar. 26 at 1:49 p.m.
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Quoting: Celtic
I would


Well you sure know how to ruin a rebuild! Guess that’s why youre a sens fan
Mar. 26 at 1:52 p.m.
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Quoting: BigBadBurke
Well you sure know how to ruin a rebuild! Guess that’s why youre a sens fan


Your just a hater fr
Mar. 26 at 1:54 p.m.
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Quoting: Celtic
Your just a hater fr


Absolutely not. What does a 37yo do for a rebuilding team? Especially trading away two 23yo who are just starting out
Mar. 26 at 1:56 p.m.
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Quoting: BigBadBurke
Absolutely not. What does a 37yo do for a rebuilding team? Especially trading away two 23yo who are just starting out


Sometimes I wonder if hockey fans get humour. Did you read the title and see all the trades? Like are you guys actually taking all these trades seriously lol
Mar. 26 at 2:00 p.m.
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Blues decline. Parayko is the defensemen we will keep. Trading him for Chychrun makes little sense for us
Mar. 26 at 2:06 p.m.
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Quoting: Celtic
Sometimes I wonder if hockey fans get humour. Did you read the title and see all the trades? Like are you guys actually taking all these trades seriously lol


So because your title is odd, I’m supposed to know that this isn’t meant to be serious? Apologies, my mistake
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Mar. 26 at 2:11 p.m.
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Quoting: BigBadBurke
So because your title is odd, I’m supposed to know that this isn’t meant to be serious? Apologies, my mistake


I mean me trading away Stützle for Byfield should also be a indication
Mar. 26 at 2:12 p.m.
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Imagine thinking the Blues should add in thay swap... and no, a silly title in no way lets on that it's a joke AGM.
 
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