Crosby isn't leaving PIT

4th line placement is very convincing. 4D chess I guess, keep him hidden!

I know Bill Zito’s son’s chess teacher’s brother’s dog and he confirmed this rumor was false

They just adopted the dog. My grandma plays bingo with the owner of the pound that Bill Zitos sons chess teachers brothers dog came from. The dog is a know liar.

Yeah I dont think so

Not according to (My friend) Bill Zitos sons chess teacher!

Are you challenging my rumor authority?

I know Bill Zito's mom's dentist's best friend's granddaughter's friend's swim coach's father's dog's puppy's owner and he confirms this is false 😂

Unless you can prove it yeah, lol

My grandmas husbands wife plays spike all with the brother of the pound owner who said you’re actually thinking of JRs dog whom is now irrelevant because of his sudden retire. U gettin all ur connections mixed up man smh

My 3rd cousin 4 times removed's garbage collector's mom's friends sister's cat's mom's old owner's computer guy's sister's horse confirmed it

Nah man its you. To start, your grandma sucks at spike ball, i know this because I’m the distant cousin of the brother of the pound owner and I watch her play spike ball. It was not in fact JR’s dog but JR himself, who thought he was a dog which is why he retired. He wanted to turn himself in to the pound because right after he made the Matheson trade he peed on the fire hydrant outside PPG Paints arena, because you see, he thought he was a dog. He then attempted to trade Crosby to Florida but was fired.

Ahhh ok makes sense. Thanks for tying some loose ends (PS my grandma slays at spikeball)

what was the purpose of this

The word "legit" is right in the title so it must be true!

Thats legit

As the NSA agent wire tapping all your phones, I can confirm that this is true.