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How to get people mad at you 101

Created by: PenGoater99
Team: 2023-24 Custom Team
Initial Creation Date: Jul. 11, 2023
Published: Jul. 11, 2023
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Largely based on past 3 seasons.

A few notes before you cry that I left someone from your team off this list.

1. LD is arguably the strongest position in the league right now. Names such as Dahlin, Q Hughes, and Theodore just missed the cut, but they are top 10.

2. Ovechkin and Panarin are barely top 10 at LW (Ovechkin isn't period), Connor, Debrincat, Stamkos, B Tkachuk, etc etc are not nearly as dynamic offensively to be placed on this list.

3. Oiler fans will want my head on a stake for excluding Draisaitl, but the simple fact of the matter is that he is genuinely awful defensively and he does not drive play nearly as well as he needs to make up for it. Everyone at the C position here is better offensively (no, I don't care about points) and far better defensively, even though some may be slightly negative defensively.

4. Yes, Verhaeghe, Bratt, Meier, Weegar, Sprugeon, and Chabot are THAT good.

5. Sorokin is literally the only reason the Islanders are a decent team. Replace him with an average goalie and the Isles are a borderline lottery team. The goalie position in general is also very strong right now. Demko, Ullmark, and Oettinger just missed the cut.
ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
30$83,500,000$247,899,251$0$0-$164,399,251
Left WingCentreRight Wing
Logo of the Dallas Stars
$7,750,000$7,750,000
LW, RW
RFA - 3
Logo of the Edmonton Oilers
$12,500,000$12,500,000
C
NMC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 7
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$8,800,000$8,800,000
LW, RW
UFA - 8
Logo of the Toronto Maple Leafs
$11,640,250$11,640,250
C
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Columbus Blue Jackets
$9,750,000$9,750,000
LW
NMC
UFA - 6
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$12,600,000$12,600,000
C
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$11,250,000$11,250,000
RW
NMC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
$9,000,000$9,000,000
LW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NMC
UFA - 2
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$7,875,000$7,875,000
RW, LW
UFA - 8
Logo of the Florida Panthers
$4,166,667$4,166,667
LW
UFA - 2
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$8,000,000$8,000,000
C
UFA - 7
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$9,250,000$9,250,000
RW, C
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$9,059,000$9,059,000
LD
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the New York Rangers
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RD
UFA - 6
Logo of the New York Islanders
$4,000,000$4,000,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$4,100,000$4,100,000
LD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Colorado Avalanche
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
UFA - 4
Logo of the New York Rangers
$5,666,667$5,666,667
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Calgary Flames
$6,250,000$6,250,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 8
Logo of the Boston Bruins
$9,500,000$9,500,000
RD
UFA - 7
Logo of the Nashville Predators
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
UFA - 2
Logo of the Ottawa Senators
$8,000,000$8,000,000
LD
UFA - 5
Logo of the New Jersey Devils
$9,000,000$9,000,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 5
Logo of the Winnipeg Jets
$6,166,667$6,166,667
G
NMC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Carolina Hurricanes
$5,300,000$5,300,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
Logo of the Minnesota Wild
$7,575,000$7,575,000
RD
NMC
UFA - 4
Logo of the Tampa Bay Lightning
$9,500,000$9,500,000
G
NMC
UFA - 5

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Jul. 11, 2023 at 8:56 p.m.
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Slavin is better than all of those LD with the exception of Josi
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 8:56 p.m.
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Cale Makar skates circles around every one of those "defensemen"
Jul. 11, 2023 at 8:58 p.m.
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Ovi is the best winger in the league pal
Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:01 p.m.
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Angry anger
Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:05 p.m.
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Chabot and Weegar over Hughes and Dahlin is extremely questionable

Also Marner is definitely a top 5 RW over Bratt
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:07 p.m.
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Having Chabot there and not Hughes or Dahlin is ROUGH. Even Theodore is better. Chabot is not as good as any of them and it isn’t particularly close at this point. I’d say Weegar is below them all as well. Also you saying Draisaitl doesn’t drive play enough is genuinely baffling. Like you didn’t even do your research. Come on now
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:08 p.m.
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JOSH ANDERSON
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:09 p.m.
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Good list.

I love me my Jesper Bratt. He is definitely one of the most exciting to players to watch when he is on. But Mitch Marner is the better player.

Pettersson has probably passed Crosby. His all around game is underrated.

Spurgeon has probably fallen out of the top-10
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:10 p.m.
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I see Verhaeghe respect and will therefore ignore all disagreements I have. W
Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:19 p.m.
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So you slander Draisital for having a bad defensive game and yet you put Jack ****ing Hughes above him 🤦

Seriously how many drugs were you on to get you to say “Yeah this is totally a good idea”
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:23 p.m.
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Quoting: IconicHawk
So you slander Draisital for having a bad defensive game and yet you put Jack ****ing Hughes above him 🤦

Seriously how many drugs were you on to get you to say “Yeah this is totally a good idea”


Hughes is actually solid defensively in open ice. Is usually among league leaders in takeaways. And when other team never gets puck, they score less.
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:25 p.m.
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apparently you can win the art ross for most points without ''driving play'' . most of drai's assist are primary assist too (by a HUGE margin)
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:28 p.m.
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Hughes is actually solid defensively in open ice. Is usually among league leaders in takeaways. And when other team never gets puck, they score less.


i wont say they are bad, but lets say you cant justify drai not being there while arguing about defense and put Hughes there.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 9:41 p.m.
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Quoting: drambui
i wont say they are bad, but lets say you cant justify drai not being there while arguing about defense and put Hughes there.


Or put Bratt above Marner and Stone while arguing about the defense. I get it.

I was just saying that Hughes isn’t bad defensively. Skates so well, his open ice defense is great. Not winning many board battles of faceoffs though.
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Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:50 p.m.
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Ovi is the best winger in the league pal


Not on this planet he aint
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:50 p.m.
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Quoting: mv21227
Chabot and Weegar over Hughes and Dahlin is extremely questionable

Also Marner is definitely a top 5 RW over Bratt


Read the description.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:52 p.m.
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Quoting: Juiceman
Having Chabot there and not Hughes or Dahlin is ROUGH. Even Theodore is better. Chabot is not as good as any of them and it isn’t particularly close at this point. I’d say Weegar is below them all as well. Also you saying Draisaitl doesn’t drive play enough is genuinely baffling. Like you didn’t even do your research. Come on now


Chabot is a dynamic offensive talent, and not even bad defensively. Overall, he is better than all three of those guys.

Draisaitl does not contribute to offense nearly as much as you think he does.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:53 p.m.
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Quoting: drambui
apparently you can win the art ross for most points without ''driving play'' . most of drai's assist are primary assist too (by a HUGE margin)


Best passer in the game and one of the best goal scorers... "all these guys are better offensively" lol. Something tells me this guy doesn't know much about hockey.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:53 p.m.
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Or put Bratt above Marner and Stone while arguing about the defense. I get it.

I was just saying that Hughes isn’t bad defensively. Skates so well, his open ice defense is great. Not winning many board battles of faceoffs though.


Bratt's pure offensive ability puts him above Marner and Stone and at the same time, he's not a liability defensively. His offensive ability is that much better than Marner and Stone's to warrant him being better than them.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:54 p.m.
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Best passe in the game and one of the best goal scorers... "all these guys are better offensively" lol. Something tells me this guy doesn't know much about hockey.


If you actually look at his possession metrics, they're not close to any one of the 5 C's I have listed. And I can guarantee you I have forgotten more about hockey than you will ever dream of knowing.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:54 p.m.
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Slavin is better than all of those LD with the exception of Josi


Josi is a defenseman? Who knew?!
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:55 p.m.
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i wont say they are bad, but lets say you cant justify drai not being there while arguing about defense and put Hughes there.


Hughes is not bad defensively lmao. Draisaitl on the other hand is routinely one of the worst defensive players in the league.

And Hughes contributes more offensively.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:56 p.m.
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Quoting: Just_A_Guess
JOSH ANDERSON


This is not a list of the bottom 5 players at each position.
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:56 p.m.
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If you actually look at his possession metrics, they're not close to any one of the 5 C's I have listed. And I can guarantee you I have forgotten more about hockey than you will ever dream of knowing.

You don't won or lose games on possession. Draisaitl has outperformed possession metrics his whole career.

Three time 50+50 player (best of all current players) and you think he's not good offensively? tears of joy
Jul. 11, 2023 at 10:57 p.m.
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Good list.

I love me my Jesper Bratt. He is definitely one of the most exciting to players to watch when he is on. But Mitch Marner is the better player.

Pettersson has probably passed Crosby. His all around game is underrated.

Spurgeon has probably fallen out of the top-10


I cannot disagree more RE: Spurgeon. He's not flashy and that's why he falls under the radar. He's been so criminally overlooked because he doesn't score points or play for a fast-paced skilled team.
 
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