Quoting: TheLeafsSeason
Here are the Leafs additions:
Simmonds (washed and a losing player)
Thornton (washed and a losing player)
Vesey (Sabres reject)
Bogosian (Stanley Cup champion)
Brodie (good)
Lehtonen (bust)
Habs additions:
Toffoli (Stanley Cup champion)
Allen (Stanley Cup champion)
Edmundson (Stanley Cup champion)
Anderson (Playoff performer - lesser version of Tom Wilson)
Perry (Stanley Cup champion and Stanley Cup finalist)
LOL
1) Mentions that Corey Perry is a "Stanley Cup Champion and Stanley Cup Finialist" but calls Thornton and Simmonds "Washed up and losing player" when they've both been to a Cup final too.
2) Mentions that Jake Allen is a "Stanley Cup Champion" when he was the BACKUP goalie on that team and literally played in 1 game where he had a .750sv%
3) Mentions Tyler Toffoli as a Stanley Cup Champion when he won the Cup 6 years ago.
4) Mentions Josh Anderson as a "Playoff Perfomer and a lesser Tom Wilson" when Anderson hasn't played in the playoffs in 2 years, when he last played he had 3 points in 10 games and was a -5+/- (dumb stat but when its that high in that few of games it says something) and has a career of 8 points in 21 playoffs games. Wilson has 28 points in 77 career playoff games and is only a -1+/-. So because they both play physical and have borderline suspension hits they're similar?
I get people trying to hate on Toronto on here, but comeon' man. You're pulling stuff from way out your ass here. Pass the bong. You've had too much.