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JR needs to slow his roll

Created by: Prime_Jimbo
Team: 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks
Initial Creation Date: Mar. 5, 2024
Published: Mar. 5, 2024
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
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These reports are coming across desperate AF.
Trades
1.
VAN
  1. Forbort, Derek
  2. Harrison, Brett
  3. 2025 1st round pick (BOS)
BOS
  1. Lindholm, Elias ($1,850,000 retained)
2.
VAN
  1. Guentzel, Jake ($3,000,000 retained)
PIT
  1. Forbort, Derek
  2. Harrison, Brett
  3. Räty, Aatu
  4. 2025 1st round pick (VAN)
  5. 2025 2nd round pick (VAN)
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2024
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2025
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2026
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
23$83,500,000$80,880,417$850,000$0$2,619,583
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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$1,600,000$1,600,000
C, LW
UFA - 2
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$8,000,000$8,000,000
C, LW, RW
NMC
UFA - 7
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$6,650,000$6,650,000
RW
UFA - 2
Logo of the Pittsburgh Penguins
$1,500,000$1,500,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$7,350,000$7,350,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,100,000$1,100,000
LW, RW
RFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$825,000$825,000
LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,900,000$1,900,000
C, LW
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$4,950,000$4,950,000
RW, LW
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$4,750,000$4,750,000
LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$883,750$883,750
C
RFA - 1
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$1,150,000$1,150,000
RW, C, LW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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$7,850,000$7,850,000
LD
UFA - 4
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$4,400,000$4,400,000
RD
RFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$5,000,000$5,000,000
G
UFA - 3
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$3,250,000$3,250,000
LD/RD
NTC
UFA - 3
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$1,800,000$1,800,000
G
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$3,750,000$3,750,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
ScratchesInjured Reserve (IR)Long Term IR (LTIR)
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$775,000$775,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$2,500,000$2,500,000
RD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$775,000$775,000
LD/RD
UFA - 1
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$775,000$775,000
LD
UFA - 2
Logo of the Vancouver Canucks
$775,000$775,000
LW
UFA - 2

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Mar. 5 at 4:45 p.m.
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fromtherivertothesea
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already flipping Lindholm that’s crazy. Basically lost Kuzmenko and Bruzteswick for nothing..
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Mar. 5 at 4:45 p.m.
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Look I don't really want Lindholm anymore, but I'd do that trade immediately
Mar. 5 at 4:45 p.m.
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The Old Gunslinger Jimmy Rutherford baby!

He either wins Cups or runs his franchise into the ground!

Like watching Brett Favre.

4 TDS and 3 picks!

LOL
Mar. 5 at 4:46 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
The Old Gunslinger Jimmy Rutherford baby!


The Riverboat Gambler.
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Mar. 5 at 4:46 p.m.
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That Pens deal is beaten pretty easily I would imagine.
Mar. 5 at 4:48 p.m.
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Tank it baby
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Quoting: Play_Party_Hard
The Riverboat Gambler.


Another good name!
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Mar. 5 at 4:48 p.m.
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Pittsburgh doesn't consider this offer. They will get a better player and prospect.
Mar. 5 at 4:50 p.m.
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Very easy no for Pittsburgh.
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Mar. 5 at 4:53 p.m.
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Bruins shouldn't be offering much for Lindholm... Lohrei/Lysell shouldn't be moved for him. I would maybe offer Merkulov 1:1 or add Forbort to make the cap work.
Mar. 5 at 4:56 p.m.
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Quoting: pens1991
Very easy no for Pittsburgh.


Quoting: Nightowl26
Pittsburgh doesn't consider this offer. They will get a better player and prospect.


Quoting: Caniac555
That Pens deal is beaten pretty easily I would imagine.


Looking forward to everyone being whelmed tomorrow night
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Mar. 5 at 4:56 p.m.
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I appreciate you Jimbo

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Looking forward to everyone being whelmed tomorrow night
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Mar. 5 at 4:57 p.m.
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"Go sell ice cream!"
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Lindholm has sucked for both Calgary and Vancouver this season. I would think he has greatly harmed his extension at this rate.
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Mar. 5 at 4:57 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Looking forward to everyone being whelmed tomorrow night


your right being whelmed we are shall be.
Mar. 5 at 4:58 p.m.
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Quoting: BruinsWoahWoah
Bruins shouldn't be offering much for Lindholm... Lohrei/Lysell shouldn't be moved for him. I would maybe offer Merkulov 1:1 or add Forbort to make the cap work.


Nah Lindholm's value is higher. A proper return would be 2025 1st, Lysell, and a roster player like Grzelcyk. Kinda hard to say no for both sides on that, but even that still feels like a slight underpay from Boston.
Mar. 5 at 4:59 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Looking forward to everyone being whelmed tomorrow night


They're not going to take cap back unless you're paying for it.

They've said they want prospects and that they want quality over quantity.

So this deal makes no sense.
Mar. 5 at 4:59 p.m.
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Quoting: Nightowl26
your right being whelmed we are shall be.


If Dubas pulls off a massive haul, kudos to him. Really don't want the Canucks to be that team though.
Mar. 5 at 4:59 p.m.
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Quoting: pens1991
They're not going to take cap back unless you're paying for it.

They've said they want prospects and that they want quality over quantity.

So this deal makes no sense.


They can say whatever the **** they want. He's still a rental in a cap strapped league.
Mar. 5 at 5:01 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
They can say whatever the **** they want. He's still a rental in a cap strapped league.


Exactly, so he can tell VAN to pound sand and they'll go elsewhere, there are plenty of teams wanting Jake.
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Mar. 5 at 5:01 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
If Dubas pulls off a massive haul, kudos to him. Really don't want the Canucks to be that team though.


I don't think he's going to Van....I can't see Vegas not getting him
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Mar. 5 at 5:01 p.m.
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Quoting: pens1991
Exactly, so he can tell VAN to pound sand and they'll go elsewhere, there are plenty of teams wanting Jake.


Prepare to be whelmed lol
Mar. 5 at 5:02 p.m.
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Quoting: Nightowl26
I don't think he's going to Van....I can't see Vegas not getting him


Agreed. It feels so obvious.
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Mar. 5 at 5:02 p.m.
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Quoting: Prime_Jimbo
Prepare to be whelmed lol


Prepare to miss the mark with your above offer.
Mar. 5 at 5:03 p.m.
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Quoting: pens1991
Prepare to miss the mark with your above offer.


Prepare to get a soggy 4am Vegas strip burrito deal as he strolls off to the Knights and they destroy everyone
Mar. 5 at 5:03 p.m.
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Quoting: SharkTank
The Old Gunslinger Jimmy Rutherford baby!

He either wins Cups or runs his franchise into the ground!

Like watching Brett Favre.

4 TDS and 3 picks!

LOL


This guy has BALLS. Bro was ready to trade Pettersson mid season. If he ****s up here he’s losing his job.


But for Vancouver, how can you go after the wrong guy? How can you make a mistake like that. Did they evaluate and study both players?
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Mar. 5 at 5:04 p.m.
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Quoting: batman
This guy has BALLS. Bro was ready to trade Pettersson mid season. If he ****s up here he’s losing his job.


But for Vancouver, how can you go after the wrong guy? How can you make a mistake like that. Did they evaluate and study both players?


Exactly. Lindholm bouncing up and down the lineup just feels like the scouts were completely disconnected on that deal.
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