I know its not the point of all this hilariousness but you won't get a first for taking Lucic.

Calgary really needs that cap space and no team is going take Lucic contract for free

Totally not a coincidence that a Leaf fan made this AGM, and trades the Leafs Sorokin for a song.

And trading 22 year old Dobson is totally a good rebuild strategy.

they get a goalie to help their tank and a 1st in a deep draft and an A prospect, for an average goalie thats a great return

The player picked at 15 will be better than Dobson

Sorokin is an average goalie. Hilarious... absolutely hilarious.

Just as funny as claiming the player picked at 15 will be better than Dobson. Good luck with that.

Sorokin is average i don't see how that is funny, Dobson is overrated because he played for a good defnesive team, he is an ideal #4

TypicalLeafsFan

I would be annoyed... but instead, I'm amused you admit the goaltender you pin your playoff hopes on is good enough to help a team tank for Bedard.

Sorokin has 10 shut outs in 74 career NHL games and 7 of them came with the ghosts of Zdeno Chara and Andy Greene patrolling the blue line.

Dobson played big minutes last year at even strength and on the power play. When he actually got a chance to kill penalties he was pretty good at it. Meanwhile he didn’t even break out until Pulock got hurt which makes his point production even more impressive. The dude is 6-4 and skates like the wind. You can’t find that very easily.

Tanning hard for first overall lol, idk about that. I don’t think any of those first round teams are going to come dead last, unless you trade 5 first rounds for the first overall

Look up Kevin Kurz on Twitter. If you go through his reaction to the Sorokin and Dobson trade proposals by Leafs and Canucks fans respectively you will laugh your ass off.

Dude legit logged off for an hour and came back to see two entire cities had lost their minds lmao.

Jake Oettinger isn't signing that low ball offer.

And Rodion Amirov has brain cancer, So he's not going anywhere anytime soon.

Necas and 2 1st for Matt Barzal Detroit would blow away that offer. Not even close for Matt Barzal.

Jake Muzzin and a 2nd for Adam Pelech…. This is d level trolling at its worst.

This dude also traded everyone with a full NTC lmao

Yeah let's just ignore that players have full NTC shall we.

I like how this dude was literally so petty with his Jake Muzzin trade too lol.

Yeah if you want to go on tanking, Then this dude did it correctly.

How was it petty ?

no player wants play for the isles

Chara is good

Yeah well consider that the Laffs haven't won a cup in 55 years, I would think that it's the other way around.

Chara is old, And slow as molasses.

and the isleanders haven't won for 40, players rather play in toronto Tavaers proves that

Better than all of the isles LHD not named Pellech