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Created by: CPeets85

Team: 2023-24 Tampa Bay Lightning

Initial Creation Date: Dec. 13, 2023

Published: Dec. 13, 2023

Salary Cap Mode: Basic

Description

Hit the vape after a long day, and decided to fix what I don’t like this season… In my current state of mind, thought everything looked fair. Probably way off though… Kinda like how it looks tho… Finally… You’re favorite team is probably cool too, so, hockey rules…

Trades

TBL

Simply traded to Anaheim for a Wild Wing appearance in a mascot hockey game against children

ANA

Jeannot, Tanner

TBL

Goodrow, Barclay

NYR

Cernak, Erik
2024 5th round pick (TBL)
2024 7th round pick (CHI)

TBL

Johnson, Tyler ($2,500,000 retained)
2024 1st round pick (TBL)

CHI

De Haan, Calvin
Watson, Austin
2025 2nd round pick (TBL)
2026 3rd round pick (TBL)

TBL

Byram, Bowen

COL

Sergachev, Mikhail
2024 3rd round pick (TBL)

Additional Details:

2024 3rd becomes 2024 1st IF Lightning wins Stanley Cup

Buyouts

Vincent Lecavalier: $0

Retained Salary Transactions

Patrick Maroon: $200,000 (20%)

Draft	Round 1	Round 2	Round 3	Round 4	Round 5	Round 6	Round 7
2024
2025
2026

ROSTER

LONG-TERM OUTLOOK

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ROSTER SIZE	SALARY CAP	CAP HIT	OVERAGES	BONUSES	CAP SPACE
23	$83,500,000	$77,648,333	$0	$162,500	$5,851,667

Left Wing	Centre	Right Wing
Hagel, Brandon $1,500,000$1,500,000 LW UFA - 1	Point, Brayden $9,500,000$9,500,000 C, RW NMC UFA - 7	Kucherov, Nikita $9,500,000$9,500,000 RW NMC UFA - 4
Stamkos, Steven $8,500,000$8,500,000 LW, C NMC UFA - 1	Goodrow, Barclay $3,641,667$3,641,667 C, LW M-NTC UFA - 4	Eyssimont, Michael $800,000$800,000 RW, C UFA - 2
Sheary, Conor $2,000,000$2,000,000 LW, RW NTC UFA - 3	Cirelli, Anthony $6,250,000$6,250,000 C, LW UFA - 8	Johnson, Tyler $2,500,000$2,500,000 RW, C, LW M-NTC UFA - 1
Motte, Tyler $800,000$800,000 LW, RW UFA - 1	Paul, Nicholas $3,150,000$3,150,000 C, LW NTC UFA - 6	Merelä, Waltteri $870,000$870,000 ($80,000$80K) RW RFA - 1
	Glendening, Luke $800,000$800,000 C, RW, LW UFA - 2

Left Defense	Right Defense	Goaltender
Byram, Bowen $3,850,000$3,850,000 LD/RD RFA - 2	Perbix, Nick $1,125,000$1,125,000 RD UFA - 2	Vasilevskiy, Andrei $9,500,000$9,500,000 G NMC UFA - 5
Hedman, Victor $7,875,000$7,875,000 LD M-NTC UFA - 2	Thompson, Jack $828,333$828,333 ($82,500$82K) RD RFA - 2	Johansson, Jonas $775,000$775,000 G UFA - 2
Raddysh, Darren $762,500$762,500 RD UFA - 1	Fleury, Haydn $762,500$762,500 LD/RD UFA - 1
	Myers, Philippe $1,400,000$1,400,000 RD UFA - 1

Scratches	Injured Reserve (IR)	Long Term IR (LTIR)
Barré-Boulet, Alex $758,333$758,333 RW, LW UFA - 1		Seabrook, Brent $6,875,000$6,875,000 RD M-NTC UFA - 1
		Brown, Logan $775,000$775,000 C, LW RFA - 1

Dec. 13, 2023 at 11:46 p.m.

Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan

Am Yisrael Chai

Joined: Oct. 2018

Posts: 18,655

Likes: 6,758

Nice Christmas present for the Rangers. We gladly accept.

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 12:24 a.m.

Boltsradynasty

Miss YA Killer

Joined: Jun. 2022

Posts: 3,833

Likes: 1,445

This is the absolutely worst attempt at Fixing a team ever ! !! These moves may put it in the lottery hunt

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 12:29 a.m.

ChiHawk

Joined: Apr. 2017

Posts: 19,081

Likes: 9,404

Stay off the vape; Chicago doesn't even respond to that

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 12:39 a.m.

GeneralLandro

Joined: Jun. 2021

Posts: 15,575

Likes: 11,958

Anaheim accepts

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 12:54 a.m.

Novistic

Joined: Feb. 2023

Posts: 792

Likes: 375

I think avs decline, as much as I love Sergachev. Byrum is a little younger and cheaper.
but also, does tampa consider this at all?

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 6:59 a.m.

YeahRighttt

Joined: May 2023

Posts: 1,176

Likes: 1,813

I will agree with you in that hockey rules. I’m not sure what substance is in your vape that you were smoking but if Tampa wants their first round pick back, they will need to send a considerable amount more in the package back then what you proposed.

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 7:25 a.m.

Garak

Joined: Jun. 2019

Posts: 10,881

Likes: 10,673

Are you like... thinking that CHI has some invisible need to dump Tyler Johnson or something? Nothing in that package is worth a 1st.

Tell ya what, though! If that TBL pick ends up at 11th overall, CHI will send it back to you if you send us Hagel. Sound good?

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 9:02 a.m.

Boltsradynasty

Miss YA Killer

Joined: Jun. 2022

Posts: 3,833

Likes: 1,445

Quoting: Garak

Add your next 10 firsts maybe

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 9:49 a.m.

klassic

Joined: Jul. 2021

Posts: 1,208

Likes: 1,490

I want what you are on. There is no reasonable scenario where the Hawks would send a 1st for a 2nd, 3rd, and to aging UFAs as a rebuilding team. Let alone add TJ WITH retention.

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 10:07 a.m.

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PaulKorea

Joined: Jun. 2023

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Kyle Davidson petitions to have Brisebois banned from the NHL after an offer like that.

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 10:10 a.m.

#11

Xqb15a

Joined: Aug. 2020

Posts: 11,474

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The Avs aren’t adding $5M in cap space easy no

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 1:31 p.m.

#12

Boltsradynasty

Miss YA Killer

Joined: Jun. 2022

Posts: 3,833

Likes: 1,445

Everyone of these moves are awful some in favor of the lightning well 1 (Chicago) the rest horrendous for! The worst being the Rangers.

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Dec. 14, 2023 at 1:58 p.m.

#13

CPeets85

Thread Starter

Chris

Joined: Feb. 2018

Posts: 58

Likes: 8

Glad you all found some sort of entertainment from this one, again, you know as heck I did 😂

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Dec. 15, 2023 at 9:56 p.m.

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hutlife

Huskies

Joined: Mar. 2021

Posts: 489

Likes: 76

Quoting: Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan

Nice Christmas present for the Rangers. We gladly accept.

no we dont lol last thing we need is d

Dec. 16, 2023 at 1:16 a.m.

#15

Stanley_Cup_To_Manhattan

Am Yisrael Chai

Joined: Oct. 2018

Posts: 18,655

Likes: 6,758

Quoting: hutlife

no we dont lol last thing we need is d

You can flip Cernak opposed to pay to move Goodrow. Still would keep him.

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