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Tank Commander

Created by: HartemiPanarin
Team: 2023-24 Detroit Red Wings
Initial Creation Date: Apr. 10, 2023
Published: Apr. 10, 2023
Salary Cap Mode: Basic
Description
Tankathon has them selecting Reinbacher and Heidt as of me making this. In an ultimate tank move, the Red Wings get teams to pay them to take on salary. The acumulation of picks is immense. Furthermore, everyone not eligible for waivers will be in the AHL for increased ice time, thus allowing the overpaid players to play in the NHL and potentially be able to be flipped at the deadline with salary retention for even more assets. To also tank for the likes of Celebrini or Eiserman, Yzerman decides to run 11 F and 7 D all year.
Free Agent Signings
RESERVE LISTYEARSCAP HIT
2$925,000
RFAYEARSCAP HIT
2$1,250,000
CREATEDYEARSCAP HIT
Reinbacher, David
3$950,000
Heidt, Riley
3$950,000
Trades
1.
DET
  1. 2024 6th round pick (NSH)
  2. 2025 3rd round pick (EDM)
Additional Details:
Oil fans you can argue this but this is such a Kenny Holland thing to do.
EDM
  1. Chiarot, Ben
2.
DET
  1. Reilly, Mike
  2. 2024 4th round pick (BOS)
  3. 2025 6th round pick (BOS)
BOS
  1. 2025 7th round pick (STL)
3.
DET
  1. Bailey, Josh
  2. 2024 2nd round pick (NYI)
NYI
  1. 2024 6th round pick (NSH)
4.
DET
  1. Boeser, Brock
  2. 2023 4th round pick (DET)
  3. 2024 4th round pick (NJD)
  4. 2024 5th round pick (VAN)
VAN
  1. 2025 6th round pick (BOS)
5.
DET
  1. Mantha, Anthony
  2. 2025 2nd round pick (COL)
WSH
  1. 2024 5th round pick (VAN)
6.
DET
  1. Schmidt, Nate
  2. 2025 2nd round pick (WPG)
WPG
  1. 2023 7th round pick (DET)
7.
DET
  1. Myers, Tyler
  2. 2025 2nd round pick (VAN)
VAN
  1. Hirose, Taro
Buyouts
Retained Salary Transactions
DraftRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7
2023
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2024
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2025
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ROSTER SIZESALARY CAPCAP HITOVERAGES TooltipBONUSESCAP SPACE
20$83,500,000$74,154,722$0$1,700,000$9,345,278
Left WingCentreRight Wing
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Fabbri, Robby
$4,000,000$4,000,000
LW
UFA - 2
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Larkin, Dylan
$8,700,000$8,700,000
C
NTC
UFA - 8
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Perron, David
$4,750,000$4,750,000
RW, LW
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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Kubalik, Dominik
$2,500,000$2,500,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
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Copp, Andrew
$5,625,000$5,625,000
C, LW, RW
M-NTC
UFA - 4
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Zadina, Filip
$1,100,000$1,100,000
RW, LW
RFA - 1
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Bailey, Josh
$5,000,000$5,000,000
RW, LW, C
UFA - 1
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Czarnik, Austin
$762,500$762,500
C, RW
UFA - 1
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Boeser, Brock
$6,650,000$6,650,000
RW
UFA - 2
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Reilly, Mike
$1,000,000$1,000,000
LD
UFA - 1
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Rasmussen, Michael
$1,460,000$1,460,000
LW, C
UFA - 1
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Mantha, Anthony
$2,850,000$2,850,000
LW, RW
UFA - 1
Left DefenseRight DefenseGoaltender
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Walman, Jake
$3,400,000$3,400,000
LD
M-NTC
UFA - 3
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Seider, Moritz
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
RD
RFA - 1
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Husso, Ville
$4,750,000$4,750,000
G
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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Schmidt, Nate
$5,950,000$5,950,000
LD/RD
M-NTC
UFA - 2
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Myers, Tyler
$6,000,000$6,000,000
RD
M-NTC
UFA - 1
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Waivers ExemptCossa, Sebastian
$863,333$863,333 (Performance Bonus$850,000$850K)
G
RFA - 3
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Määttä, Olli
$3,000,000$3,000,000
LD
UFA - 2
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Lindström, Gustav
$1,250,000$1,250,000
RD
RFA - 1

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Apr. 10, 2023 at 8:47 p.m.
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JoeROFLCOPTER
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Reinbacher and Heidt would be quite a bad duo to come out with all things considered.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 8:50 p.m.
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most these cap dumps dont go through especially brock boeser he's worth a third
Apr. 10, 2023 at 8:50 p.m.
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When did Brock Boeser become a cap dump?
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 8:51 p.m.
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Quoting: dickie_boon
most these cap dumps dont go through especially brock boeser he's worth a third


Quoting: dickie_boon
most these cap dumps dont go through especially brock boeser he's worth a third


Really I think he’s worth more than that.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:04 p.m.
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Quoting: Rob32sjsharks
Really I think he’s worth more than that.


i agree but to gms he wouldnt be worth too much
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:10 p.m.
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Quoting: Rob32sjsharks
When did Brock Boeser become a cap dump?


When he signed his last contract.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:11 p.m.
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Edited Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:16 p.m.
If we take Reinbacker with a top 12 pick I'm gonna bang head against the wall. No way this team takes all those cap dumps and spends close to the cap just to be bad.
Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:12 p.m.
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Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER
Reinbacher and Heidt would be quite a bad duo to come out with all things considered.


Id hate that draft
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:15 p.m.
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If Detroit is 10th, I suspect Pellikka and/or Reinbacher are off the board as well as Smith. The only player left is Moore at that point, and he is probably off the board too. Leo Carlson will fall from his ranking and be available, but he is the most likely bust (Lafriennier style). Dvorsky is the most over ranked in the top 15.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:21 p.m.
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80’s movie chant off in the distance… “BARLOW BARLOW”
Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:31 p.m.
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Canucks easily decline. Boeser isn’t a cap dump, he has positive value.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:34 p.m.
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You can't just say "this is smth that (gm name) would do so don't blame me" to excuse a bad trade. I could just make an ACGM trade Nurse to Van for Kuzmenko and then say "Alvin would do this cause they need D and he's a big dummy" (he would never do that), and I would rightfully so be torn to shreds.

Stop using Holland's trade for Keith (which has somehow benefited Edmonton more than Chicago so far btw) as an excuse to give us overpaid d-men
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:36 p.m.
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Definitely not a Holland type of trade. Green, Kulikov, Kulak were rentals, Kulak resigned on a good deal. Keith had 2 years and although Ekholm has term chariot is nowhere near Ekholm. Chariot doesn’t fit a single one of those trades especially when considering his cap hit and term. No comparables. Chariot will cost DET a 3rd to move, if not more lol
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:42 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
When he signed his last contract.


He has 54 points this season. That is more points than anybody on the Wings not named Larkin.....
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:50 p.m.
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Quoting: Jfstompers
Id hate that draft


Reunbacher is fine but I'd much rather have Pelika. The top 5 should be pretty set with Bedard, Fantilli, Mitchkov, and Will Smith. I'm unsure on Carlson, I think he falls. Oliver Moore is just outside the elite upside, but would be a great pick in tbe top 10. I can't see 9 teams passing up defensemen just because the BPA is a forward. I think at least 1 team takes Reinbacher, and I'm ok with that. Pelikka is the prize. Whatever team lands him gets to laugh at the teams that overlooked him...like Seider draft.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 9:56 p.m.
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You are far off, Boeser is a positive value player, Myers is going for future considerations, and we already have the better hirose
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:00 p.m.
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Quoting: Juiceman
He has 54 points this season. That is more points than anybody on the Wings not named Larkin.....


It really reflects in the standings too. Bargain contract.
Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:11 p.m.
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Edmonton declines. They already have Nurse, Ekholm, Kulak and Broberg signed next year, they don't need more LHD. And Chiarot is a cap dump anyhow.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:12 p.m.
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Quoting: Jfstompers
Id hate that draft


Although I'm big on Reinbacher, using a 10OA in this pick for our 2nd line defenseman would be cruddy.

Plus Heidt, as good as he may be, is not what we need.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:25 p.m.
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Quoting: tonyhzs
Reunbacher is fine but I'd much rather have Pelika. The top 5 should be pretty set with Bedard, Fantilli, Mitchkov, and Will Smith. I'm unsure on Carlson, I think he falls. Oliver Moore is just outside the elite upside, but would be a great pick in tbe top 10. I can't see 9 teams passing up defensemen just because the BPA is a forward. I think at least 1 team takes Reinbacher, and I'm ok with that. Pelikka is the prize. Whatever team lands him gets to laugh at the teams that overlooked him...like Seider draft.


I don't dislike sandin-pillikka or reinbacker really I just want someone who can score goals. Moore is my dream pick but no way he gets to us probably.
Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:29 p.m.
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Quoting: JoeROFLCOPTER
Although I'm big on Reinbacher, using a 10OA in this pick for our 2nd line defenseman would be cruddy.

Plus Heidt, as good as he may be, is not what we need.


I don't hate either guy I just don't prefer them. Reinbacker is fine but doesn't wow me and heidt I like as a prospect but a pass first winger is the last thing we need.
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:44 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
It really reflects in the standings too. Bargain contract.


Pettersson and Hughes must be cap dumps as well. Just look at the standings right?
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Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:46 p.m.
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Pettersson and Hughes must be cap dumps as well. Just look at the standings right?


With 23 future hall of Famers on the Canucks it's very surprising they're 1 point behind Detroit.
Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:49 p.m.
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Quoting: MoreHitzSeider
With 23 future hall of Famers on the Canucks it's very surprising they're 1 point behind Detroit.


How rude of you to not include our LTIR surefire hall of famers OEL, Tucker Poolman, Michael Ferland, and Tanner Pearson. We have at LEAST 28 future HOFers
Apr. 10, 2023 at 10:56 p.m.
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How rude of you to not include our LTIR surefire hall of famers OEL, Tucker Poolman, Michael Ferland, and Tanner Pearson. We have at LEAST 28 future HOFers


I'm looking forward to Travy Dermott jersey retirement night.
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